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The Retired Assassin's Guide to Orchid Hunting

Retired Assassin's Guide, Book 2

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The Retired Assassin's Guide to Orchid Hunting

By: Naomi Kuttner
Narrated by: Thomas Barker
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Assassin. Gardener. Reluctant cat adoptee.

All Dante wants is to be left alone in the small New Zealand town no one's heard of. No drama. No bodies. No questions.

But then, of course, the orchid convention comes to town, and Dante is knee deep in suspects, intrigue, and red herrings.

On top of all this, Dante must navigate a mysterious woman from his past, cat issues, and the terrifying prospect of a first date.

And he has to do it while fighting his instinct to solve problems the old-fashioned way: permanently.

The Retired Assassin's Guide to Orchid Hunting is a cozy paranormal mystery with found family, ghosts, a grumpy assassin, and a sunshine gardener.

Come for the murder, stay for the cat, the gardens, and the chaos.

©2026 Naomi Kuttner (P)2026 Podium Audio
Animals Cozy Mystery Suspense Thriller & Suspense
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