The Shady Vampire

By: K. L. Bordeaux

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Welcome to Chinquipin Parish, where magnolias bloom at night, family secrets never stay buried, and being undead is considered a lifestyle choice—not a moral failing.

In this wickedly funny Southern Gothic vampire tale, high society runs on bloodlines, appearances matter more than survival, and one disastrous wedding threatens to expose everything the undead elite have spent centuries hiding. When Shelby Eatenton—a vibrant, volatile vampire bride—begins to malfunction at her own wedding, it’s not just a social embarrassment. It’s a biological crisis. One that could unravel the delicate lies holding vampire society together.

As coiffed matrons clutch their pearls, a ruthless governing Council watches from the shadows, and a mother’s desperate love turns dangerously controlling, Shelby faces an impossible choice: remain safely frozen in eternal undeath—or risk everything to feel truly alive, even if it destroys her.

Packed with cutting dialogue, macabre glamour, and biting satire, this Southern Gothic vampire novel blends dark comedy with emotional horror, skewering tradition, obsession, and the terrifying cost of love. Think blood-red lanterns, gothic salons, savage family dynamics, and the most dangerous thing of all—change.

Because in Chinquipin Parish, immortality is easy.
Living is the real risk.

If you love Southern Gothic atmospheres, vampire fiction with teeth, and stories that mix dark humor with emotional stakes, don’t miss this unforgettable descent into undead society. Pick up your copy now—and step into a world where blood isn’t the only thing that spills.