The Unicorn Caper

A Call me Dragon Novel

By: Marc Secchia

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

This Dragon has skills. He juggles infants upon his massive scaly knuckles. He can blow-dry a Queen's hair in three seconds flat. His cooking is the stuff of legend.

Can Thundersong and Azania see the ailing Unicorns home?

A caper is a-hoof. The dancing, prancing Unicorns need to return to their ancestral home. Danger? Did someone mention danger? This only involves swimming beneath a desert, dodging active volcanoes and journeying the length of the violently hostile, deadly Skartun region to their … swamp. Gnarr. Delightful.

Just the place to fly with his best friend and Dragon Rider, Azania. Together with companions old and new, the Dragon and his Queen set out on an epic expedition to the end of the world. Something drove the Unicorns out. Can they keep the equines from capering to their doom?

One thing is for certain. Nothing can be accomplished without a few bad Dragon jokes. Oh, alright. That last bit would be talon a tiny lie.

Get ready to fly away on another side-splitting adventure with Azania and Thundersong in Book 5 of Dragon Fires Rising. Don’t spill your hot coffee. Put down anything sharp. Consider yourself warned against any laughter-related injuries.

Another disappointing narrative

I left a very long review on book 4, and I’m going to leave a shortened version here. I got books 4, 5, and 6 of the series on Audible. I was doing Thanksgiving prep and I like to listen to books and I saw that books 4, 5, & 6 we’re available for two dollars, and I didn’t think anything of it and bought them. I unfortunately did not scroll down far enough on the screen to see that it was narrated by AI and I did not know that this book was narrated by AI until I started listening to it. I’m very sad and very disappointed. I have listened to books 1,2, & 3 with a real life human voice. I do not know why the author chose AI narration for these books and I’m very sad and disappointed.

The story is actually really good and I love the characters. I love the adventure and I would recommend getting the e-book. If the author decides to use a live Narrator for these books, then I get those audiobooks, but not this one.