This Book Will Put You to Sleep

By: K. McCoy, Dr. Hardwick

Narrated by: Mel Foster

It is sadly true that it is not always easy to fall asleep. This gently amusing, highly effective anthology of soporific dullness has been carefully curated to put listeners to sleep as quickly as possible. This giftable godsend for the under-rested features dozens of snoozy short texts, including "The Motion of Sand Dunes," "The Administrative Bureaucracy of the Byzantine Empire," "White Noise: A Technical Explanation," and many dozens more - though good luck listening very far on any one evening. Insomniacs will also appreciate "A Staring Contest with Fifty Cats," "Some Interesting Mathematical Theorems," "The Dullest Entries from Interesting Diaries," and other zzzzzzzz.

©2018 Professor K. McCoy and Dr Hardwick. (P)2019 Brilliance Publishing, Inc., all rights reserved.

A glass of warm milk in book form.

This is perfect for putting you to sleep. The book is specifically written to be a boring, droning, and sleep inducing experience. It generally knocks me out within 10-15 minutes. I usually struggle for hours trying to fall asleep. Now it takes no time at all.

Vsause Michael wasn't lying when he recommended this book

NGL, I passed out cold after like 30 minutes in. My pregnancy has made it very hard for me to sleep and I remember a YT short Vsause made about this book. So I tried it out. The short articles and "thought games" are fascinating but they do just make you pass out. Thank you Vsause for recommending, thank you to the narrator for have just the right tone for this book, but most of all thank you to Dr. Hardwick and K McCoy for writing this. Maybe it'll work on my future baby, since they gotta be stuck hearing this all night now 😅

The perfect way to get to sleep quickly

Anytime I can’t sleep, listening to this book does the trick. The interesting boring stories were exactly what I was looking for!

Yes. It will put you to sleep

Holy Hannah! This book ushered sleep in and sheep-counting OUT! It's sometimes hilariously funny and, at the same time, quite seriously informative about things I've never even thought about. I'd recommend it to anyone who has trouble falling asleep... but beware... as you fall asleep it's gonna make ya giggle yourself awake a few times in amusement and wonder. Maybe I'll listen to it while I'm wide awake because it's quite interesting, actually.

It didn’t really put me to sleep, but it provided a distraction from my own anxiety and amused me many times.

There were subjects I found interesting and enlightening. The origin of pickles comes to mind. I liked the train trip and the section about railroad gauges.