This Means War

Short & Sweet MM Spy Romance

By: Kai Phoenix

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Don’t Ask. Don’t Tell. Don’t Fall in Love.

Luis and Rafael are rivals, spies, and experts at denying the obvious: their chemistry. Years of outmaneuvering each other have built a bond fueled by competition, sarcasm, and tension they both pretend isn't there.

When UN negotiator Monica—brilliant, closeted, and very much not interested in either of them—draws unwanted attention, they come up with a plan: fake a love triangle to keep all their secrets safe. Pretending to fight over a woman who’s in on the act? Perfect cover.

But the charade pulls them closer than expected. As threats escalate and the performance blurs with reality, protecting Monica means confronting the truth they’ve been avoiding for years: their rivalry was always something more.

Now, with secrets at stake and no safe exit, Luis and Rafael have to choose what they’re really willing to risk—for loyalty, for love, and for each other.

A sharp, heartfelt spy novella about fake beards, real danger, and falling for the last person you should.