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Titanicus the Barbarian

By: Darren Griffin
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Know, O prince, that before the years when texters sank into open man holes and the rise of the sequels of Lucas, there was an Age undreamed of, when glittering Kingdoms lay spread across the world like cracker crumbs after a sneeze. Hither came Titanicus the Barbarian, blonde haired, blue eyed, battleaxe in hand, a fighter, arm wrestler, small of wit but having great hair, understanding few jokes but laughing at them anyway, to tread the golden thrones of the world under his flip flopped feet. Let me tell you of the days of mid to high adventure.

©2014 Darren Griffin (P)2014 Darren Griffin
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I love it, simple as that. funny, charming, interesting author. going to reccomend to everyone.

Such a great book

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Yes, if you are a sci-fi/fantasy fan looking for a brief laugh or 12 , or an 8th grade boy who is tired of being caught reading naughty magazines and need you parent’s permission to listen to or read anything (OK Johnny but we are watching you!), or someone who has slammed 3 shots of Tequila over 30 minutes, YOU ARE PART OF THE TARGETED AUDIENCE!

I won’t tell you what part of the PART, I am. Read it, it will be a bit of a change.

Oh, 4 shots in 30 minutes and you will become a Child of the Aardvark.

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