UNCROWNED: A Romantasy Comedy

The Hilarious Arthurian Romantasy Comedy Where the Girl Actually Pulled the Sword

By: R.F. Price

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Behind every great king there’s a girl rolling her eyes in the background.

Everyone knows the legend: a destined boy pulls a sword from a stone and becomes the greatest king in history. The truth? He tugged, he grunted, nothing budged… until a passing farm girl said, “Move,” and casually yanked the blade free with one hand.

He got the sword. She got… absolutely nothing.

UNCROWNED is a sharp, heartwarming Romantasy Comedy—a magical “what really happened” twist on the King Arthur myth, perfect for readers who love snark, slow-burn swoon, and fantasy legends that refuse to take themselves too seriously.

Our reluctant heroine would rather mind her fields than destiny, but once the wrong person is crowned using the sword she pulled, she finds herself stuck in the middle of royal disasters, tournament drama, and a kingdom run on spin instead of sense. Merlin isn’t a mighty wizard so much as Arthur’s exhausted PR department, Guinevere is all shimmer and zero substance, and the shining knights are better at posing than protecting.

As the “girl who actually pulled the sword” tries to stay anonymous, rumors of a missing true hero spread, ancient magic begins waking, and the enchanted blade keeps choosing her—especially when the kingdom’s enemies start asking awkward questions about who really has a claim to the throne.

The only person who sees her clearly? Not Arthur. Not Lancelot. A kind, inconveniently attractive nobody—an overlooked squire with dirt under his nails, a good heart, and no interest in legends… until he realizes the real story might be standing right beside him.

UNCROWNED is ideal for fans of witty, character-driven Romantasy RomCom and funny fantasy romance, featuring:

• A myth-flipped King Arthur retelling where the girl actually pulls the sword
• Grumpy-meets-deadpan banter, found-family chaos, and courtly nonsense
• A slow-burn, low-angst romance with a wonderfully ordinary hero
• Zero chosen-one ego, plenty of destiny-avoidance and accidental heroics
• A feel-good, happily-ever-after vibe wrapped in magic, mayhem, and sarcasm

If you’re craving a clever, cozy-epic blend of Romantasy Comedy, royal shenanigans, and an underdog heroine who never asked to be legendary, UNCROWNED will feel like your new favorite legend-with-a-wink.