Wally or Won't She?

By: Michael P. Clutton

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Wally Katchoo is thirty, socially anxious, and held together by sarcasm, microwaved dinners, and a dog with criminal gas.

At work, his best friend treats Wally’s misery like a hobby. His mom treats his love life like a church fundraiser. And just when Wally decides he should aim for “safe” and finally ask out the coworker he’s been orbiting, in walks Vanessa Sinclair. Confident, sharp, traffic-stopping attractive, and completely unbothered by Wally’s awkward flailing… which somehow makes her the bigger threat.

One humiliating break-room encounter later, Wally becomes office entertainment. The flirting is accidental. The humiliation is scheduled. The dates multiply—speed dating, blind dates, group nights out—each one another chance for Wally to make a grown-up move or combust in public.

Wally Or Won’t She? is humorous fiction about modern relationships, workplace chaos, and the sad agony of wanting connection while your entire nervous system votes “run.”