Warranty Voided

A dark humor, horror/superhero fantasy tale

By: Donny Muse

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

In this follow up to Half Moon Howler, Dan Mercer thought his biggest challenge in life was keeping the lights on at a struggling used car lot. But when stolen vampire biotech fuses with his body, the small-town salesman is hurled into a world of monsters, syndicates, and ancient cabals that stalk the shadows of Redhaven. What was once a quiet, if chaotic, family life is suddenly ground zero for a war he never asked to fight.

Now Dan must navigate his new role as a reluctant hero—balancing PTA drop-offs, cheer practice, and dinner with his wife against blood-soaked battles with Victor Kane, a brutal enforcer who doesn’t need a suit to tear through steel and bone. The bio-suit in Dan’s head won’t stop offering unhelpful commentary, his coworkers are more concerned with “tool snacks” than survival, and his conspiracy-theorist brother-in-law insists this is all proof of the lizard people. Somehow, through the absurdity, Dan discovers that family might just be his deadliest weapon.

Equal parts action-packed and darkly funny, Warranty Void delivers brutal fights, heartfelt family moments, and the kind of banter only a dad could pull off under fire. Existing in the same universe as Half Moon Howler but blazing its own path, this is the story of a man who never wanted to be a hero—until protecting his wife and daughter meant embracing the impossible. Because sometimes, the toughest battles aren’t about saving the world… they’re about keeping your family safe in it.