What to Wear When You’re Wearing Nothing

A Naked Girl’s Guide to Style, Sass, and Sunburns

By: Kristin Williams

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

If you’ve ever wondered what to wear when you’re wearing absolutely nothing, congratulations...you’ve found the book your butt didn’t know it needed.

In this laugh-out-loud, cheeky, and occasionally inappropriately educational guide, seasoned nudist and accidental cult icon Kristin Williams strips it all down...physically, emotionally, and probably in public. From sunscreen disasters to accessorizing your exposed bits with confidence and flair, What to Wear When You’re Wearing Nothing is the hilarious handbook for anyone who's ever wanted to feel fabulous in their own skin... and only their skin.

Whether you're a curious first-timer, a seasoned bare-it-all beachgoer, or someone who just likes to read weird books with the word “butt” in them a lot, this is your invitation into a world where tan lines are lies, towels are sacred, and confidence is the only outfit that actually fits.

Filled with real advice, wildly inappropriate stories, naked truth, and the occasional glittery fanny pack, this book will have you laughing, learning, and maybe even lounging in the buff by chapter three.

Warning: May cause spontaneous streaking, fierce self-love, and the urgent desire to bedazzle your ankles.

Welcome to the nude life. It’s ridiculous. It’s freeing. And it’s about damn time.