Wife for Hire (But Just Until Tuesday)

A Pride and Prejudice Variation – Book One of The Darcy Contracts

By: C.J. Matteo

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

One bed. No escape. A fake marriage between enemies who can’t stop undressing each other with their eyes.

Elizabeth Bennet never imagined she’d end up fake-married to Fitzwilliam Darcy—the most insufferable man in England. But with her sister’s future at stake, she agrees to one week of pretending to be his wife. Just until Tuesday.

The plan? No touching. No kissing. No real feelings.
The problem? Darcy has rules. Elizabeth has opinions. And the bed is very, very small.

A Pride and Prejudice variation — Book One of The Darcy Contracts.
Flirty. Tense. Absolutely not romantic. (Until it is.)

Polite Warning:
This is not a traditional JAFF. If you're expecting canon-accurate prose, inheritance law footnotes, or three-day carriage journeys described in detail... this isn’t that book.

And if you're the type who needs six slow chapters of setup before anyone kisses, touches, or emotionally unravels — you may want to avert your gaze.

But if you like:
– One bed and zero chill
– Enemies who flirt like it’s a sport
– And emotional chaos in corsets...

Then welcome. You’re in the right place.

love a funny p&p

I liked this funny take on the d&e saga. It needs to decide if it's modern or Regency, the it would be hilarious.