X-Rated Bloodsuckers

A Novel

By: Mario Acevedo

Narrated by: Andre Chapoy

“Vampire P.I. Felix Gomez is irresistibly entertaining”—Rick Riordan, Edgar Award–winning author of Mission Road

Rollickingly funny, bitingly sarcastic, X-Rated Bloodsuckers is the sharp, hilarious follow-up to Mario’s acclaimed debut, The Nymphos of Rocky Flats.

Felix Gomex has survived Operation Desert Freedom, being turned into a vampire, and a ravenous horde of nymphomaniacs. Now, he faces his toughest investigation when he’s hired to infiltrate the corrupt world of Los Angeles politics and investigate the murder of a distinguished young surgeon turned porn star. The search pits Felix against renegade vampires conspiring with humans in a scheme that would forever alter the supernatural world and cause the extermination of the undead.

This book is even less compelling than the first

I guess the author thinks that he can tell a boring vampire story, with a plot that doesn’t hold together, and as long as he tosses in some soft porn scenes it’s a formula for success. Just like the first book the last chapter is a sprint through a Swiss cheese plot to tie up loose ends and finish the book.

Maybe I should be blaming the editor, rather than the author, but either way there won’t be a Book 3 for me.