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You Can’t Fix Stupid…or Dead

By: Lucy Lemon
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In Magnolia Bluff, Georgia, confidence can be charming—but it can also be deadly.

When a viral survival influencer brings his “No-Nonsense Living” event to town, locals are eager to prove they’re tougher than modern regulations. But after a public demonstration ends in tragedy, June Mae Hatcher and the Books & Biscuits Club begin asking questions that don’t sit comfortably. Edited footage, suspicious insurance policies, and a business model built on outrage reveal that this wasn’t just a reckless accident.

As secrets surface and loyalties are tested, Magnolia Bluff must confront a hard truth: pride can be more dangerous than ignorance. And justice requires patience—not revenge.

You Can’t Fix Stupid…or Dead is a clean Southern cozy mystery filled with small-town drama, strong female friendships, moral dilemmas, and heartfelt wisdom. Perfect for fans of cozy mystery series, women sleuths, and faith-forward fiction with depth, humor, and home-cooked charm.

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