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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

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Conor Lastowka and Michael J. Nelson are reading books they're pretty sure they're going to hate. Read along with us for a podcast book clubs of Ready Player One, Armada, The Eye of Argon, Dan Brown, and more! Art Literary History & Criticism
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  • 372 Pages – #204 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 4 – Hero Work from Mike and Conor!

    372 Pages – #204 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 4 – Hero Work from Mike and Conor!
    Mar 26 2026
    Be the first to find out what we’re reading next by supporting the podcast on Patreon! patreon.com/372pages As any hero would say, without looking back at the smoking ruins / nearly dead enemy / exploding spaceship, “It’s over. It’s finally over.” It’s true: you can remove your hands from in front of your eyes and …

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    2 hrs and 45 mins
  • 372 Pages – #203 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 3 – Chalk Full of, seriously, GOURDS!

    372 Pages – #203 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 3 – Chalk Full of, seriously, GOURDS!
    Mar 12 2026
    Support the podcast on Patreon, where you get every episode a week early and a ton of other stuff that’s only available for supporters! https://patreon.com/372pages Just one more reading of distinguished publisher Harper Collins’ soon-to-be runaway smash best seller The Mayor of Noobtown (featuring, so far, Jim, Shart, AltaVista, JoeBob, Ted Goblin and Jerry Wolf)! …

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    2 hrs and 24 mins
  • 280 Mysteries Ep 21 – The Case of the Angry Cook

    280 Mysteries Ep 21 – The Case of the Angry Cook
    Feb 25 2026
    There’s a whole bunch more of these only on our Patreon! Go check it out: https://patreon.com/372pages Conor v. Donald J. Sobol. Two men enter. Only one will leave.
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    16 mins
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Michael J Nelson MST3K alumni (the big goofy prisoner in the blue suit), Rifftrax creator and driving force as well as Conor Lastowka author of "The Pole Vault Championship of the Entire Universe" and "Jaws" riff on bad books. This is a great podcast for folks who like to laugh and have a desire to be put in a current event decompression chamber, getting their entertainment without any sign even subtly of a political bent. If you like good natured humor, books, MST3K and want to escape all the nonsense going on in the world, you will love this podcast.

Hilarious! MST3K/Rifftrax take on bad books

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