• Top O' The Mornin' or Something Like That
    Mar 25 2026

    It's the St. Patty's day Split the G episode! The boys talk about the usual BS, butthole pictures, AI, and life. After the break, they GET DEEP. The game that asks intriguing questions and probes the mind. Who opens up and will eventually make their significant other question why they're allowed to do a Podcast?

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    2 hrs and 42 mins
  • Love is in the Air - With Special Guest Tony Jones!
    Feb 24 2026

    The show must go on! With Justin and Jeremy missing in action, the boys needed a 3rd wheel to show just how much love is in the air! Join the group for honest discussions on what gets you going, stupid things you've done riding, and listen in as we get to know our boy Tony a bit more!

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    2 hrs and 22 mins
  • 2 Million Upfront or You Betting on Your Buddy?
    Jan 28 2026

    AI is always a topic, we recap our Christmas gifts, try a little bit of what Aaron got, and round it out with a what would you do!

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    2 hrs and 20 mins
  • All We Want for Christmas Is Lower Expectations
    Dec 25 2025

    The guys are back at it again, talking the ending of the College Football Season, Marilyn Manson and his shenanigans back in the 90's, and new toys some of us get to play with! Have a Merry Christmas - enjoy being Average with your Family just like we will!

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    2 hrs and 20 mins
  • Atractorant vs. Attracterent - Help a Guy Out!
    Nov 26 2025

    We're making up new words, telling stories of old computer games, and bringing back the classic games - You Laugh You Drink! Happy Thanksgiving to all our loyal listeners!

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    2 hrs and 14 mins
  • We Failed Our Goals!
    Oct 27 2025

    Wouldn't be sober October-ish if we did it 100% right? We walk through memory lane and describe our favorite movies to watch, how expensive Disney is, and play some games at the end!

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    2 hrs and 14 mins
  • Sober October-ish is Coming!
    Sep 30 2025

    The crew teases their upcoming Sober October-ish challenge, laying out the mindset and joking about how ready (or not) they are. Along the way, the crew makes claim that “Aaron math” is the new superior math, sparking some good-natured debate. They round out the episode with a dive into current events, blending sharp takes with plenty of humor.

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    2 hrs and 10 mins
  • Average Is a 4-Letter Word
    Aug 20 2025

    It’s been a year… but the four most average guys you know are finally back behind the mics. This episode has no theme, no structure, and no plan — just a grab bag of half-baked takes, questionable stories, and the kind of conversation you only get when you let a year’s worth of dumb thoughts pile up. We’re rusty, we’re random, and we’re still aggressively average.

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    2 hrs and 5 mins