• Do A Puzzle And Leave People Alone (Rerelease)
    Mar 16 2026

    Because Amy loves a theme and it is St. Patrick’s Day, we take a trip to Ireland where Amy tells us about the brutal history of the insanely haunted Leap Castle. Then Monique delves into the batshit story of Michelle Hadley. Both stories have a common theme: Everyone needs to calm the fuck down. If you liked this episode, please take a moment to rate, review, and subscribe.


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    1 hr and 51 mins
  • Episode 203: History Sluts For The Win
    Mar 11 2026

    Monique dives into the history of and strange happenings at the Joshua Ward House. Then, after an exciting announcement, Amy covers the fascinating and utterly enraging wrongful conviction of Patty Stallings. If you liked this episode, please take a moment to rate, review, and subscribe.


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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • True Listener Tales 40: You Call The Po-Po, I Gotta Go-Go
    Mar 3 2026

    Monique and Amy read your true personal stories which include tales of visits from loved ones on the other side, budding serial killers, and the rudest ghost we have ever heard of. If you liked this episode, please take a moment to rate, review, and subscribe.


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    51 mins
  • Episode 202: The Math Ain't Mathin', Toots
    Feb 24 2026

    Amy gets things started with Everett’s disturbing experience in Japan. Then, Monique covers the wildly impressive life and accomplishments of certifiable Queen and absolute badass, Eunice Carter. If you liked this episode, please take a moment to rate, review, and subscribe.


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    1 hr and 46 mins
  • Episode 201: I Hope Everyone Can Hear My Face
    Feb 17 2026

    Monique starts things off with Forrest’s unsettling encounter in the North Slope of Alaska. Then, Amy covers the utterly enraging story of the kidnapping of badass biathlete Kari Swenson. If you liked this episode, please take a moment to rate, review, and subscribe.

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    1 hr and 41 mins
  • Episode 200: I Thought There’d Be More Water
    Feb 12 2026

    Holy sh*t! We made it to 200 episodes!


    Amy starts things off with a story befitting of our 200th, the bizarre tale of an alleged alien-human hybrid named Raechel. Then buckle the f*ck up because Monique is escaping from Alcatraz! If you liked this episode, please take a moment to rate, review, and subscribe.

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    2 hrs and 49 mins
  • Episode 199: It Could Always Be Aliens
    Feb 3 2026

    Monique goes a little rogue with the near-death experience of Jonathan Koch. Then, Amy makes all of Monique’s history sl*t dreams come true with the story of the Blackout Ripper. If you liked this episode, please take a moment to rate, review, and subscribe.

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    1 hr and 47 mins
  • I JUST WANT TO GET HIGH WITH MY LEMURS! (Rerelease)
    Jan 26 2026

    Monique starts things off with that time that James and Weste were made to spend the night in a mostly abandoned cabin in the woods. Then Amy unpacks the batshit bananas story of John Buettner-Janusch. If you liked this episode, please take a moment to rate, review, and subscribe.


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    1 hr and 13 mins