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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

© © Xandy and Christine Schiefer. All Rights Reserved
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  • 381: Between You and Us

    381: Between You and Us
    Mar 18 2026

    It's the moon, but worse.



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    45 mins
  • 380: Reviews of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives with Bridger Winegar

    380: Reviews of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives with Bridger Winegar
    Mar 11 2026

    I got humped in the face



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  • 379: Reviews of Dude Ranches

    379: Reviews of Dude Ranches
    Mar 4 2026

    The cookies didn't compensate for the abuse.



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    55 mins

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I am feeling very represented lol. I don’t write reviews often but I love this show and this episode made me feel a little extra special haha. I just returned from a weekend trip there yesterday

Loved the Toms River review! I went to highschool there

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You both are naturals. I LOVE this podcast and Christine’s other podcast “And that’s why we drink”

So funny!

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Sometimes, you just need to hear humor. This delivered! Yay! love ATW podcast, but this is for everyone! Thanks!!!

I would love to give this a one star review

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not related but my grandma's name was Leona we called her Noni (No nee) she was the best.. Bat shit crazy but awesome.

I love you guys ... I wish I liked my siblings.

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Truly hilarious. I listen to this nightly in the Mojave desert and always enjoy.

Love this show

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