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Blank Propaganda Machine

Blank Propaganda Machine

By: Kirk Wilson Jed Craig & Kraig Schaulin
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Welcome to Blank Propaganda Machine — the comedy channel where satire, absurdity, and unfiltered humor converge to lampoon the world of propaganda and debate. Featuring a lineup of original podcasts, we parody the tactics of media manipulation and over-the-top rhetoric, delivering content that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.

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Episodes
  • Mass Debate: Greatest Ever Super Bowl Halftime Show? - Janet Jackson's Nipple vs Prince
    Mar 24 2026

    On this week's episode, things get super bowl-derline unhinged as Professor Safety and Kirk go helmet-to-helmet over the ultimate question: What’s the greatest halftime show of all time - Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction” or Prince in the rain? Professor Safety comes out firing like it’s fourth-and-chaos, declaring “the nipple” a pop culture Hail Mary - a moment so shocking it went toe-to-toe with Tom Brady for clutch performance of the decade. He argues it was the last time live TV felt dangerous, before everything got delay-buttoned into oblivion.

    Kirk counters with full Purple Rain energy, calling Prince’s performance a masterclass in musical dominance, a show so technically perfect it made the weather cooperate on cue. He claims Janet’s moment completely overshadowed the actual music, while Prince somehow united football fans in a shared moment of funk, awe, and very confusing self-discovery. Professor Safety doubles down, saying the releasing of the nipple is now enshrined in the chaotic museum of American history, while Kirk fires back that it was clearly a media plot to spike ratings and scramble brains nationwide.

    Moderator Kraig tries to keep the game clock running, but this debate fumbles into madness faster than a buttered football, while Hung Juror Jed just keeps asking if this counts as a special teams play. It’s shock vs shockwave, scandal vs spectacle, and absolutely no replay review, on this outrageously overexposed episode of Mass Debate!

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    22 mins
  • Mass Debate: Who Would Be More Fun to Get High With? - Roger Rabbit vs Bugs Bunny
    Mar 17 2026

    On this week's episode, things get looney and toon-ed up as Jed and G-Man spark one up over who would be more fun to get high with: Roger Rabbit or Bugs Bunny. Jed jumps in for Team Roger, calling him the full cartoon package - wild energy, slapstick chaos, and a plus-one that turns heads faster than a record scratch. G-Man immediately calls foul, accusing Jed of burning runtime without a punchline, and counters with Bugs as the ultimate chill companion - a carrot-chomping, chess master playing mind games while everyone else forgets where they left the lighter.

    But then things get extra animated. G-Man accuses Jed of trying to re-write Roger’s script and slide into his co-star’s relationship like a mythical unciorn, while Jed fires back that Bugs is a buzzkill philosopher, the type to pause mid-session and ask, “what’s up, doc… with your life choices?” G-Man doubles down, saying Roger’s energy would go from fun to full-blown toon tornado in five minutes, while Bugs would keep it smooth, social, and hare-raisingly relaxed. Moderator Kirk tries to keep the smoke from taking over the conversation, while Hung Juror Kraig watches the debate spiral into a surprisingly deep dive on egos, insecurities, and animated coping mechanisms. It’s zany vs zen, slapstick vs slick, and a full-blown identity trip wrapped in cartoon chaos, on this high-flying episode of Mass Debate!

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    23 mins
  • Mass Debate: Which Animated TV Comedy is Better? - Family Guy vs King of the Hill
    Mar 3 2026

    On this week's episode, animation domination turns into annihilation as Kraig and Kirk throw cartoon hands over which animated TV comedy reigns supreme: Family Guy or King of the Hill? Kraig bursts in like a cutaway gag with espresso in its veins, declaring Seth MacFarlane a generational genius and reminding everyone that Family Guy literally rose from the dead because the people demanded more talking baby nihilism. “That’s power,” he says. “That’s cultural dominance.” He then asks, with theatrical smugness, “Where is King of the Hill now?”

    Kirk points out that a new season just aired and argues that King of the Hill evolves with its propane-powered precision, while Family Guy just flashbacks its way out of character development. He says Family Guy has been a tired, played-out premise since flip phones and demands proof of MacFarlane’s alleged genius, claiming everything but the first TED movie belongs in the bargain bin of cultural regret, and lists Mike Judge's filmography like a proud honor roll parent. Kraig retaliates by hijacking Kirk’s Q&A time with reverse-interrogation tactics, creating pure moderator mayhem.

    When Kirk finally regains control and asks for actual reasoning, Kraig detonates the debate by calling King of the Hill “hillbilly trash” and declaring he’s exhausted by hillbilly culture creeping into his suburban peace. Moderator Jed watches the cartoon civil war unfold like a man who regrets giving everyone microphones, while Hung Juror Chris Morris looks ready to settle this with a lawn chair and a case of Alamo. It’s cutaway chaos vs character arc, propane vs profanity, and absolutely no growth whatsoever, on this explosively animated episode of Mass Debate!

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    22 mins
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