Episodes

  • Katherine Patmore A.K.A. Sam Kerr
    Mar 26 2026

    This week we’re joined by Katherine Patmore, a women’s football legend who’s come full circle.

    From school footy to social teams at Oratia & Waitemata, to the competitive grind with West Coast Rangers… and now back where it all began.

    We get into the real side of the game, the football, the drinks, the hangovers, and the friendships that keep you coming back.

    And of course… how much does your game actually resemble Sam Kerr after a couple?

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Brad Aylwin A.K.A. Bob Lenarduzzi
    Mar 19 2026

    Bob Lenarduzzi ghosted us… so we went global anyway.

    So instead we have Brad Aylwin, from football to ice hockey to pro downhill skiing (yeah, seriously)… and somehow back to football again.

    A few scars, plenty of stories, and proof the game never really lets you go.

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • Callum Roberson A.K.A. Alisson Becker
    Mar 12 2026

    No retired legends this week… and Alisson Becker still hasn’t returned our calls.

    So we’ve gone young, still gets asked for ID young, this week’s guest is Callum Roberson, just 19 and already playing men’s first team football for Ellerslie AFC, after senior minutes with Franklin United, Mosgiel AFC and Matamata, and as a bonus he is another goal keeper!


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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • Marcos Aranda A.K.A. Carles Puyol
    Mar 5 2026

    This week Marcos Aranda joins the pod, stepping in for the mysteriously unavailable Carles Puyol. From youth football in Scotland with Harmony Row to playing for nearly every senior side at Oratia United, Marcos has done the miles in the game.

    A two-time Oratia United Coach of the Year, he’s the definition of a proper club man and football lifer. Expect stories of stoaters getting walloped, teams getting gubbed, the odd bit of mince football, and plenty of muddy pitch sclarft along the way, if you did not understand that you might need a Scottish Translator!

    Big thanks to Elyte Hydration for keeping the pod going.

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Michael Utting A.K.A. Gordon Banks Second Half
    Feb 26 2026

    Part One set the scene. Part Two goes global.

    We dive deeper into Michael Utting’s journey with the All Whites and his time at clubs like SuperSport and the Football Kingz, the big games, big crowds, and what it truly means to pull on the fern.

    From local pitches to the world stage, this is the side of the story every aspiring footballer needs to hear.

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Michael Utting A.K.A. Gordon Banks First Half
    Feb 19 2026

    Gordon Banks was busy. So we went and got ourselves our own international goalkeeper. We sit down with former All White goalkeeper Michael Utting for Part 1 of a two-part special.

    From lining up against Brazil, facing Thierry Henry, to the pressure, chaos and personal battles behind the gloves, Utting opens up and shares an honest account of his life.

    It’s raw. It’s honest. It’s properly funny in places. Join us as we talk International football from the inside.

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Dan Evanson A.K.A. Jack Grealish
    Feb 12 2026

    Once again, a world-class footballer couldn’t make it. This week? Jack Grealish. (Scott’s DMs remain unanswered.) So we went properly local.

    Dan Evanson joins us to talk open men’s graft, Oratia roots, setbacks, health scares, and what it really means to just get back on the pitch.

    If you’ve played open men’s in Auckland, this one’s for you.

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Eddie Trubshoe A.K.A. Bruce Grobbelaar
    Jan 29 2026
    No Bruce Grobbelaar, No Scott either, but we have Eddie Trubshoe the 100+ games legend for both Melville and Te Atatu, talking about football done the hard way!

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    1 hr and 13 mins