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Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.© Copyright © 2002-2025 PodcastOne.com. All rights reserved.
Episodes
  • OOPSIE! I Ate The Whole Edible Arrangement - Trail Mix #125

    OOPSIE! I Ate The Whole Edible Arrangement - Trail Mix #125
    Mar 30 2026

    In this mini episode we read listener submitted stories about a teacher who ended up sopping wet with the school nurse, a camper who lost all self control at a track meet, and has been haunted for over 16 years, and another teacher in the middle of an HR nightmare.


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    Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape

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    35 mins
  • 174 - Homemade Pasta Is Actually Bad

    174 - Homemade Pasta Is Actually Bad
    Mar 25 2026

    We have strong opinions about pasta this week. Zachariah takes a controversial stand against homemade pasta, and Jonathan tries to take down big Manhattan clam chowder. Plus, the story of a treasure hunter who found millions in sunken gold and then sat in jail for a decade because he refused to say where the rest of it was. We also meet Luigi Primo, the Italian semi-pro wrestler whose finishing move is chucking pizza dough in his opponent's face. Zachariah buys a pole chainsaw and is LITRALLY obsessed. Plus so much more. Just listen, okay? You'll get it.

    This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.

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    Works Cited:

    ➜ "Italian Wrestler Shows Off Unique Pizza-Slinging Move in Viral Video, Pizza Hut Reacts." NDTV Food, edited by NDTV Food Desk, 13 Mar. 2026.

    ➜ "Treasure Hunter Freed from Jail after Refusing to Turn over Shipwreck Gold." BBC News, 14 Mar. 2026.

    Camp Songs:

    Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape

    Social Media:

    • Camp Counselors TikTok
    • Camp Counselors Instagram
    • Camp Counselors Facebook
    • Camp Counselors Twitter

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Dumping Bong Water on His Couch - Trail Mix #124

    Dumping Bong Water on His Couch - Trail Mix #124
    Mar 23 2026

    In this mini episode we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who was no match for basic home improvement projects, a camper who turned a minor issue into a full-BLOWN fiasco, and a harrowing tale of a camper who committed to a terrible cover-up with a splash of vodka.

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    Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories!

    Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape

    Social Media:

    • Camp Counselors TikTok
    • Camp Counselors Instagram
    • Camp Counselors Facebook
    • Camp Counselors Twitter

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    32 mins
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I listen to this podcast to get ready for work and at work while setting up for the day, and honestly, throughout the day to get through the day 🤣 Zachariah and Jonathan are hilarious and I love being part of camp shady birch! ✌🏽💖

another great episode!

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I just don't think once a week is enough. I love everything about this podcast. My co-workers know when I'm listening to Camp Counselors because of the obnoxious laughter coming from my office.

HILARIOUS

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This is by far the best podcast that I have listened to. I enjoy every episode, which makes me laugh out loud. Definitely highlight of my day.

Best Podcast out there!! Period!

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I am snort laughing at a red light listening to the ketchup grievances. I cannot. You guys are just the best and this episode has me in tears

Long Covid made me lol

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I love going to Camp Shady Birch! Always a great time! Your favorite Social Media stars welcome you to camp every week with engaging content!

Funny & Fabulous

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