Carcinization of Everything

Carcinization is the evolutionary trend where different, unrelated crustaceans independently evolve to resemble crabs. This is happening to our culture and every one of us. The NFL, NBA, NHL hate you and want you to suffer. Homeovestism and your truck. Cash Patel promisses not to victimize the political elites with the Epstein investigation.

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