Episodes

  • Crispy Coated Robots #317 - Best Movies/TV That Celebrate The Irish
    Mar 17 2026

    Are you ever going to text me?

    This episode's accents may be offensive to the Irish.


    Jason, Jim, and Joseph celebrate St. Patrick's Day with a list of their favorite Irish-themed movies and television episodes.


    I think no less of her after watching the documentary.

    Jim is thrown off by Hamnet's dental accuracy in 17th-century England.

    Jason attempts to go zero out of five with his list of "Irish" themed selections.

    Joseph makes the unforgivable omission of one of his all-time favorite films.

    Uncle O'Grimacey had to be included in this episode.

    Definitely, Belfast. Definitely, Definitely Belfast.

    Daniel Day-Lewis gets a personal apology for not being on any of the lists.

    They're always after me, lucky charms.



    Who's more Irish than Leeam Neeson?

    Are you drinking straight paint?


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    36 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #316 - Best Movie/TV Character on Two Wheels
    Mar 16 2026

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    The wheels fall off this episode.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best characters who are associated with two-wheeled modes of transportation.

    Joseph is worried about the new changes with his beloved F1.

    Things become rough for Jim when his friends started calling him Woody.

    You can wear a leather jacket, but not if you're near the motorcycle.

    A Segway is the perfect douchey vehicle for a character.

    I wanna a cool rider. A cool, cool rider.

    Which legendary TV actor risked his life being flung form a side car?

    What state is the place where almost every long-shot movie takes place in?

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    26 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #315- Best Sibling Characters in Movies/TV
    Mar 3 2026

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    "1 minute to Wapner! This is definitely-definitely a good episode. Oh boy!"

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph created a list of the best fictional siblings in movies and television.

    Jason pays "Willie" money to repair his guitar.

    Garthe- the "e" is for evil.

    IAMOSCAR...dot Com

    I know it was you, Jim. You broke my heart with another Pacino impression.

    He went full savant.

    Joseph struggles with Boardwalk Empire, but finally agrees with Jim that it one of Steve Buscemi's best roles.

    If Lea always knew, then why did she make out with her brother?

    Where was Sybok hiding all this time?

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    33 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #314 - Best Olympic Movies
    Feb 24 2026

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    This episode goes for gold...but settles for the bronze.


    Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay tribute to some of their favorite Olympic related movies.

    Yes! Take that, Canada!!!

    The doubles luge... it's just awkward to watch.

    Perhaps the worst spray tan job in the history of cinema.

    Joseph appreciate the best man on man scissor move ever.

    Jim's admiration for a cinematic classic ends up being based on SCTV sketches.

    Jason loves Cool Runnings, but can't remember if he actually has seen it.


    Which beloved movie coach was actually hated by his team in real life?

    Why didn't they have chariots in the movie?

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    21 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #313 - Best Sick Characters in Movies/TV
    Feb 17 2026

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    This episode may be contagious.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best portrayals of characters who are under the weather.

    Joseph protests the Winter Olympics over the blatant bias in the scoring of the French.

    Jim is triggered over hours of videotapes lost to overdubs of ice skating routines.

    Jason takes this light-hearted topic to the dark side really quickly.

    I'll be your huckleberry

    Uncontrollable flatulants

    Stop pooping!

    Whose sneeze caused them to get caught?

    Who may have a case of network connectivity problems?

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    25 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #312 - Craziest Movie Character Name
    Feb 16 2026

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    This episode is entirely in English, but you cannot understand a word of it.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of the craziest (and best) character names in cinema.

    Joseph IS the grumpy old man.

    The name Brick says it all.

    Things get heated when Jim starts calling Joseph a "Forquaad."

    Merkin Muffley... enough said.

    Jason debates himself against his own selection...and loses!

    The actual name was Merkin Galore.

    What does the T stand for for Buford Justice?

    Pistachio Disguisey? How about Lazy Writer?

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    20 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #311 - Best Quirky Friend in Movies/TV
    Feb 3 2026

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    This episode is a bit quirky (hint: It's the theme of the show).

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph select some of the best and quirkiest sidekicks in movies and television.

    Jason rocks with his schoolmates once again and almost gets picked up by a groupie.

    Eskimo brothers!!!

    We gotta go. I just shorted my pants.

    Jason no longer picks up his dog's poop.

    Jim's Charles Grodin impression makes an impressive return.

    Who was the original 90s quirky friend?

    Who was called out for being "OVER THE LINE"!



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    24 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #310 - Best Steve Buscemi Performances
    Jan 27 2026

    Are you ever going to text me?

    What's this episode about, Dude?

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph honor the great and always brilliant Steve Buscemi with a list of his greatest performances.

    Jim shames Joseph and Jason for not having watched Boardwalk Empire.

    Jason discovers the difference between an Amos and Andy and a Martin and Lewis.

    He was destined for the chipper.

    Jason tips much better than Mr. Pink when it comes to braving icy roads for his delivery services.

    Why can't you be more like your brother? Harold would never beat up his landlord.

    Which director is Steve Buscemi's doppelganger?

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    28 mins