We thought this would be a simple game… we were wrong.

This week, we’re playing Would You Rather, but the questions get progressively more unhinged. From exposing your private messages to making impossible food sacrifices, we’re forced to choose between options that honestly feel illegal.

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This week, Miss Kaaaye shares the most chaotic surgery nightmare that has us questioning if it’s a sign from the universe, Bretman has a full existential crisis about routine and life loops, and we talk about how Bretman actually got famous - from shoutout-for-shoutout days to realizing this whole thing was a real business.

Plus: new music we’re obsessed with, childhood chaos, and the internet eras that raised us.

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Class is in session, and Bretman & Miss Kaaaye are getting litty and testing their knowledge with Ozzie’s “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?” trivia. Spoiler: they are not. They debate oceans, rewrite PEMDAS, forget what vowels are, presidential confusion, and a whole lot of coughing into the mic. Grab your hydration, keep your brain cells close, and pray for their teachers.

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