“Do You Really Need an A+ to Get Laid? (This Was NOT in the Syllabus)”

This week, Ivy and Scarlett are unpacking best dates, worst dates, and decisions that absolutely should NOT count as extra credit. From “this could be the one” to “I need to leave immediately,” no date is safe.

Oh—and it gets worse.

We’re talking a full-blown cockroach situation that will have you rethinking every hookup, plus a completely unhinged debate: how many times can a golden retriever lick you before it’s too much? (Yes, this is a real conversation.)

Add in bad choices, zero regrets, and Ivy trying to keep Scarlett grounded (good luck), and you’ve got an episode that spirals fast.

Moral of the story? Protect your GPA, trust your instincts, and maybe… check for roaches first.

Correction Besties: it was not a physiological paper it was a an analytical review paper!

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