E248 - Dracula - What Would YOU Do?

This week on Cinema IRL, Amber and Scott are joined by their resident vampire correspondent, Von Murder, to dissect the *Dracula*. They’re debating whether Vlad’s 400-year-old Marie Antoinette hair is a high-fashion statement or just the physical toll of a very poor diet. Scott attempts to explain reincarnation through the lens of a glitchy hard drive, while Von Murder justifies turning children into gargoyles as a "castle-living" perk. From the truth about garlic to the etiquette of "Vampire Facebook," it’s a deep dive into why being undead is mostly just a series of polite invitations and avoiding bad-tasting blood.