Ep11: Football Records with John Farnworth

Good evening ladies and gentleman, and welcome to Old Tra-pod! Yes, it's a packed house here tonight at the Theatre of Streams, and boy do we have a fixture for you today.

As ever, the home side are HBFS AFC, a side with more initials than fans. And with zero world records and 10 losses to their name, this fixture feels more like a third round FA cup tie than a league game.

No, it's the visiting team the crowd are here to see today. All the way from Lancashire, he's the Kevin Keegan of kick-ups, the Ronaldinho of round-the-worlds, the Figo of football freestyling...it's John Farnworth!