Episode 9: French 75s, Reckless Parlays, and the Border War Is Back

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It’s a New Year episode of Every Other White Guy, which means big opinions, zero credentials, and immediate regret over past decisions.

Jay and Mac kick off 2026 late (and unapologetically) with a Drink of the Week: the French 75, a deceptively classy cocktail that somehow turns into a choking hazard. From there, things spiral into:

• Rating a World War I–era cocktail while questioning French toughness
• Locking in a wildly optimistic NFL + college football playoff parlay that may already be dead by the time you’re listening
• Breaking down conspiracy theories involving perfect pyramids in Antarctica, aliens, and memory wipes
• Debating whether you could win a bar fight against your own clone
• Arguing over the most quoted movies and TV shows of all time
• Admitting New Year’s resolutions that will absolutely not survive February

Plus, a fake sponsor shows up, sports fandoms are tested, the buzzer gets a workout, and the producers quietly judge everything from behind the scenes.

Pour something bubbly, place a bad bet, and welcome yourself into the chaos of the new year.

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