Episodes

  • 549: The Divine Protector: Master Salt Begins
    Mar 24 2026
    This week, we delve back into the world of the Happy Science Cult for one of their live action features; this one about a seasoning-based vengeance hero.
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    1 hr and 47 mins
  • 548: Restoring Grace
    Mar 17 2026
    This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Restoring Grace. It's Cara's second foray into the Wright family filmography and a terrifying new window into that family's kinks.
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    Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast
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    2 hrs and 7 mins
  • 547: Chariots of the Gods
    Mar 10 2026

    Dr. Alice Howarth and Michael Marshall join us to figure out if big stuff was aliens in a review of Chariots of the Gods. I won't spoil it.

    Hear more from them on the "Skeptics with a K" podcast: https://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/podcasts/skeptics-with-a-k

    Check out The Skeptic UK: https://www.skeptic.org.uk/

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    Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.

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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • 546: In God's Time
    Mar 3 2026

    This week, Heath Lambert from That's So Random joins us for something about a god and watches.

    Hear more from Heath Lambert here: https://podcasts.apple.com/de/podcast/thats-so-random-a-random-movie-podcast/id1534078783
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    Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
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    1 hr and 47 mins
  • 545: Commander Kellie and the Superkids: Sword
    Feb 24 2026

    This week, Donavan and Zak from Jesus Stole Our Movies join us for the second in Kenneth Copeland's daughter's vanity project about a child army.

    Hear more from Zak and Donavan here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jesus-stole-our-movies/id1779853783
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    Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
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    2 hrs and 10 mins
  • 544: The Carpenter's Son
    Feb 17 2026

    This week, we welcome Nic Cage back into our lives with an atheist review of The Carpenter's Son. It's a movie so nakedly blasphemous and divorced from its source material that we very nearly got upset on Christianity's behalf.

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    Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • 543: Hell and Mr. Fudge
    Feb 10 2026

    Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Hell and Mr. Fudge, another one of those "based on a true story" movies about a bunch of inscrutable church drama that makes no sense to people standing outside the religion.

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    Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast
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    Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
    Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
    Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/

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    1 hr and 42 mins
  • 542: No Safe Spaces
    Feb 3 2026
    This week, Thomas and Lydia from the Where There's Woke podcast join us as we rewind the clock to a time when the folks on the right were pretty sure the left was ushering in fascism by not laughing at their jokes hard enough.
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    Hear more from Thomas and Lydia on Where There’s Woke and Gavel Gavel
    Check out more from Thomas on Opening Arguments
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    Learn more about the topics we talked about on Where There’s Woke and Serious Inquiries Only:
    SIO96: Franken Must Go; What Happened At Laurier University?
    SIO47: Conversation with a Critic on Bill C-16
    SIO10: Jordan B. Peterson is Just Wrong (or lying…or both).
    SIO48: What’s Really Going On at Evergreen College?
    SIO42: Trump Impeachment Talk; Fox News Is A Fairytale Land Right Now
    SIO40: Actually, Berkeley Is A Fierce Defender of Free Speech
    SIO18: Milo’s Long Overdue Downfall
    WTW14: thefire.org Is an Absolute Joke
    WTW64: Did Students Shut Down Bipartisan Free Speech Event at Yale Law School?
    WTW89: PragerU Is Not a Grift and That Is Actually More Concerning.
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    2 hrs and 15 mins