• Take It Like A Champ
    Mar 19 2026

    On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into vacation anxiety, the weird emotions when your kids move into the next chapter, and Matt somehow putting his foot in his mouth… again. They get into the awkwardness of those medical exams, debate whether Rich should get a spray tan, and talk about when it’s finally okay to splurge a little.


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    Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

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    31 mins
  • Bangers & Mash
    Mar 17 2026

    On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole talk vacations, the things people secretly fake their way through, and the Ryan's St. Patrick’s Day tradition. They ask what type of family you really are and what that means for your day-to-day. Parker pops in with a few gripes about Nicole, and they admit that sometimes… You might quietly root against your kids.


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    34 mins
  • Master P
    Mar 13 2026

    On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is on a mission to prioritize sleep while Nicole gets caught checking homework with ChatGPT. They talk surprise birthday parties, the anniversary of the Covid shutdown, and Nicole being completely overstimulated by life. Kids' haircuts are how much?! Rich has somehow amassed an alarming number of socks—leading to even more laundry tales.


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    37 mins
  • Thrusting & Totes McGotes
    Mar 10 2026

    On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole magicians vs. strippers, the moment people start shipping couples, and Rich is leading a campaign for better sleep. Emmy has concerns about the leprechaun. Nicole has an awkward Heated Rivalry moment with Parker while Rich has the sweetest one with Emmy, and Matt manages to make Keegan cringe harder than ever.


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    Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

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    34 mins
  • Do You Wanna Strengthen My Pelvic Floor?
    Mar 5 2026

    On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is now a hat guy, and they get into kid sports gimmicks. The bite kerfuffle of McDonald’s CEO all over social media. And the ongoing effort to actually make family dinners happen, then Nicole unleashes a full-blown vent fest. They debate the worst grammar mistakes, Nicole wrestles with a mean-girl moral question, while Rich is dealing with an ant invasion.


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    Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

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    42 mins
  • Don't Be A Potato
    Mar 3 2026

    On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole gives us all the Vegas details while Rich is busy cutting snacks in preparation for his own trip. They debate their favorite Dr. Seuss, talk about why taking a compliment feels so awkward, and try to crack the code on managing family schedules. “Hey Daddy” enters the chat, and Rich assigns Nicole a prank mission for Matt that could go very sideways.


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    40 mins
  • Where's the Punchline?
    Feb 24 2026

    On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into growing up in blizzards and the panic that comes with them, why anticipation is sometimes the best part, and Sara’s stress spiral over school merch. Nicole recaps snow day hellscape, and a story about an out-of-line dad. This week’s Shower Thoughts make an appearance, and Nicole is heading to Vegas for a WEEK… which feels aggressive.


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    Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

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    Nicole @mashupnicole

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    37 mins
  • It's A Sextinction
    Feb 19 2026

    On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, it’s Botox and “mantox,” algorithms that suddenly decide to ruin your peace, and coin collecting. Nicole is on a full investigation into why she’s falling apart, Benny is navigating some big emotions, and the conversation takes a turn into sextinction and frenemies.

    Listen now, subscribe, leave a review, and tell us—are we ready for video or are we absolutely not ready for video?

    Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

    If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

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    Nicole @mashupnicole

    Rich @richdavis

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    40 mins