Episodes

  • “Let’s Stay Together”

    “Let’s Stay Together”
    Mar 30 2026
    More managers than home league wins. It’s the end of the Tudor era - but is it the beginning of a new reign of terror? Ash, Lauren and Rosa get into it about Roberto De Zerbi - all of it. Elsewhere, another miserable away NLD for the women and a bad moment for Martin Ho. At least Ash and Lauren might have Jamaica to cheer on in the World Cup? 🙏 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • "I Love You, I Love You Not"

    "I Love You, I Love You Not"
    Mar 25 2026
    The week that Tottenham fans showed up…but no one else did. The HG crew rank their levels of existential despair after that terrible performance, and wonder where we go from here. Are they really going to hire someone called ADOLF - or someone even worse? Spurs Women offer a glimmer of hope after their latest Bunny Shaw ordeal with the genuine thrill of a new Olivia Holdt contract. Plus! Find out where we all stand on the biggest issue of the day: Jorginho vs Chappell Roan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • "The Way Back"

    "The Way Back"
    Mar 17 2026
    Monday morning without a side of existential dread! What a concept. Tottenham showed some fight - at long last - to earn a point at Anfield. A draw has never felt more like a win. Meanwhile, the stadium curse has fully infected the women’s team as they fell to Everton, in a game we’ve all seen approx 1678 times before. Plus! Timmy C has the most Marty Supreme, and therefore the most COYS, Oscars night ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • “Wow.”

    “Wow.”
    Mar 11 2026
    Five goals conceded. Two concussed players. One generationally catastrophic goalkeeping performance. Just another regular week of Tottenham Hotspur. THANK GOD the women are back. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • “Drowning”

    “Drowning”
    Mar 2 2026
    Weeks go by. Seasons change. And yet, Tottenham cannot win a game of league football. Lauren and Rosa fight both PGMOL and the yawning abyss, and wonder if it’s time to call it: yes, Tottenham are terrible, but also…is men’s football just over? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • “I’ll Remember”

    “I’ll Remember”
    Feb 25 2026
    This week: death and glory. Spurs men plummet to the depths of the abyss while the women fight to the end for victory in the cup. We have an emotional status check in, make battle plans to take on PGMOL, discuss coping mechanisms, and simply cannot choose between all the magnificent performances from Monday night at the Copperjax stadium. But Martin said they didn’t practise penalties????? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • “Cruel Intentions”

    “Cruel Intentions”
    Feb 16 2026
    Johan and Vinai finally found the password to Fabio Paratici’s account, so welcome, Igor Tudor! And farewell Johnny Heitinga, we hardly knew you. History puns, short-lived jobs, little (giant) fires everywhere…a lot to get through for Billie, Lauren and Rosa this week. There’s also the small matter of Spurs Women’s era-heralding 7-3 (that’s SEVEN) defeat of Aston Villa: which of the 6 (SIX) different goalscorers did it best? And are microdramas the next big thing (sorry)? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • “Who’s That Girl”

    “Who’s That Girl”
    Feb 12 2026
    This is your space for minimal chaos and maximum competence: our monthly Spurs Women deep dive. Have the new signings settled? How will we cope without Clare & Toko in March? Which golazo against West Ham was our favourite? All that, and a Bad Bunny Super Bowl review. Excellence abounds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 23 mins