Episodes

  • Ben and Me (The Cuties Don't Have Syphilis!)

    Ben and Me (The Cuties Don't Have Syphilis!)
    Mar 23 2026
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    48 mins
  • TGIF 3/20/26: The Cuties Celebrate Donny's Birthday!

    TGIF 3/20/26: The Cuties Celebrate Donny's Birthday!
    Mar 20 2026
    To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠ If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠ We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠ Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠ Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    47 mins
  • The Skeleton Key (The Cuties Won't Go in Hot Topic!)

    The Skeleton Key (The Cuties Won't Go in Hot Topic!)
    Mar 16 2026
    This week, Chelsea and Donny continue Donny Appreciation Month by covering Kate Hudson’s best work, “The Skeleton Key.” While covering the movie that Donny’s been spoiling for the past four years, they also debate how much is too much when it comes to home decor, accent work worse than Emma Watson’s, and the link between Snapchat filters and beastiality. After all - don’t it always go… don’t it always know to go? #teamjustify To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠ If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠ We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠ Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠ Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    52 mins
  • TGIF 3/13/26: The Cuties Don't Understand Meth Labs!

    TGIF 3/13/26: The Cuties Don't Understand Meth Labs!
    Mar 13 2026
    To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠ If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠ We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠ Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠ Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    39 mins
  • Swimfan (The Cuties Start a Cult!)

    Swimfan (The Cuties Start a Cult!)
    Mar 9 2026
    This episode originally aired 9/23/24. After the Cute Ones fight about Lifetime movie look-a-likes and Tony Danza appearing gay, they spend the time figuring out who is the Crazy One as they cover the 2002 feminist flop, Swimfan. They spend the hour comparing their motives for being nuts, contemplating if Donny is having a midlife crisis, praying for the release of Jesse Bradford and Azealia Banks’ leaked tapes, and arguing with Gen Z about their hatred of sex. Then, Chelsea talks about her hatred of silver jewelry while Donny shames unprofessional restaurant employees. Shoutout to our UK Cuties; your music is more fun! To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠ If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠ We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠ Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠ Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    54 mins
  • TGIF 3/6/26: The Cuties Think Scream 7 Was Good!

    TGIF 3/6/26: The Cuties Think Scream 7 Was Good!
    Mar 6 2026
    Chelsea may be full of crap (especially at the bus stop), but the urologist said Donny being full of piss seems fine without him even having to pee in a bucket. Also, the ratings have spoken: Scrubs and Scream 7 are great! If you agree (or if you don’t), subscribe to their Patreon - after all, Donny doesn’t ask for much! To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠ If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠ We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠ Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠ Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    40 mins
  • My Date with the President's Daughter (The Cuties Think One of the Lawrence Brothers is Ugly!)

    My Date with the President's Daughter (The Cuties Think One of the Lawrence Brothers is Ugly!)
    Mar 2 2026
    Chelsea Clinton’s been listening to the podcast, and the Cute Ones assume she’s been asking them to watch My Date With the President’s Daughter, and if she’s not - Donny’s middle school homeroom teacher has been. Or at least Chelsea’s lazy eye is. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠ If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠ We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠ Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠ Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    54 mins
  • TGIF 2/27/26: The Cuties Text the Wrong Person!

    TGIF 2/27/26: The Cuties Text the Wrong Person!
    Feb 27 2026
    To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠ If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠ We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠ Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠ Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    38 mins