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Locked and Probably Loaded with DJ and Kelly

Locked and Probably Loaded with DJ and Kelly

By: DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart Bleav
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Actor DJ Qualls and Best friend Kelly Blackheart spill the tea on Hollywood and anything else they care to share.DJ Qualls grew up in the small city of Manchester in Tennessee, USA, one of five children. After studying in the UK at King's College, University of London, he returned to Tennessee where he began acting in a local theatre. During that time, he was discovered by photographers David La Chappelle and Steve Klein, which led to modeling work for Prada, as well as other advertising campaigns. In addition to his professional accomplishments, Qualls is proud to be a cancer survivor and an advocate for cancer research and awareness.© 2024 Locked and Probably Loaded with DJ and Kelly Art Politics & Government
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  • Friday the 13th Tattoos, False-Flag Freakout, Scream 7 Drama & Vasectomy Talk | EP 102

    Friday the 13th Tattoos, False-Flag Freakout, Scream 7 Drama & Vasectomy Talk | EP 102
    Mar 25 2026
    HEY GUYS! DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart are back with chaotic honesty, filthy jokes, and sharp takes on everything from pop culture to geopolitics. This episode starts relaxed — tattoos, White Claws, and museum day trips — then careens into conspiracy theory debunks, war anxiety, AI paranoia, and Hollywood drama. Expect profanity, absurd dream confessions, deeply petty personal stories, and a healthy dose of "why is the world like this?" Delivered with the chemistry of two friends who will happily roast each other and make you feel better about your own life choices. What you’ll get in this episode: - Hilarious Friday the 13th flash tattoo tales and why people still do the 13 deals. - LA life updates: Getty Villa visits, Magic: The Gathering detours, and weird North Hollywood adventures. - A breakdown of the “false flag” panic, how media cycles fuel fear, and why the hosts are low-key freaking out about escalation. - Heated talk about the human cost of war, displaced civilians, and frustration at where public money goes. - Deep dives into MAGA fallout, public deconversions, and why “I changed my mind” isn’t a get-out-of-accountability free card. - Ben Shapiro eyebrow conspiracy, far-right grooming scandals, and why accusations sometimes reveal more than they hide. - AI skepticism: Sam Altman, stolen datasets, biased answers, and ChatGPT going off-script. - Movie segment: Scream 7 review — casting drama, fired actors, the Frankenstein script, and whether 4D is worth it. - Dream confessions (yes, the host dreamed about multiple women) and a surprisingly candid vasectomy chat. - Travel and booze plans: the Mother’s Ruin bar crawl challenge, travel logistics, and the dream flight-jacket reward. - Real-life grift horror: Servpro billing nightmare, missing items, and the psychological drain of bureaucracy. - Patreon notes, where to join live happy hours, and how small support keeps the chaos alive. Support & Extras: - Join our Patreon for ad-free episodes, early video releases, bonus content, and monthly live happy hours: Patreon.com/loadedpod - Email the show: loadedpod@gmail.com — we read emails, shout out funny ones, and sometimes roast your takes. Chapters (expanded): 00:00 — Intro jingle & show open: pour a drink and settle in 00:25 — Host banter & Friday the 13th tattoos: flash deals, $13 nostalgia vs modern prices 01:30 — Weekend recap: friends in town, Getty Villa trip, sushi & Magic: The Gathering detours 03:40 — Tattoo anecdotes & house party DNA jokes: crumbling furniture, ramen, and questionable guests 04:40 — Media panic & false-flag chatter: ABC report, Iran missile claims, drones, and misinformation mechanics 07:30 — War anxiety & troop fears: parallels to Russia/Ukraine, building future conflict cycles 09:00 — Debunking rumors: stolen drones timeline, unverified tips, and how narratives spread 1 1:00 — Human cost & hypocrisy: Gaza rebuilding, stadium promises, and where public funds go 14:30 — MAGA deconstruction: former supporters publicly leaving, accountability vs instant forgiveness 17:30 — Right-wing theater: Ben Shapiro eyebrow stunt, grooming scandals, and internet outrage culture 20:30 — AI & data theft: Sam Altman, open-source debates, model training ethics, and real bias examples 24:00 — ChatGPT personal run-in: biased responses, defense mechanisms, and digital trust issues 26:30 — Movie break: Scream 7 casting drama — Melissa Barrera, Jenna Ortega, Neve Campbell, and production fallout 28:30 — Scream 7 review: pacing, AI subplot critique, 4D experience, and nostalgia for the original twist 31:00 — Patreon pitch: tiers, perks, early access, and how to join live happy hours 32:30 — Dreams & sex confessions: checklist fantasies, gay-dream humor, and what dreams might mean 34:30 — Vasectomy talk: fears, recovery stories, and anatomy laughs (seminal vesicles cameo) 37:30 — Travel plans: Mother’s Ruin bar crawl challenge, costs, flight logistics, and the coveted jacket 40:00 — Grift brainstorming: joking about profiteering, the art of the grift (tongue-in-cheek) 42:30 — Servpro nightmare: missing watch, $26k bill, storage chaos, and dealing with corporate stonewalling 46:30 — Burnout & bureaucracy: why small fights exhaust people, scams vs survival, and fighting back 48:54 — Sign-off & outro jingle: thanks, Patreon love, and next-episode tease Suggested Tags: entertainment podcast, comedy podcast, political commentary, pop culture podcast, DJ Qualls podcast, Kelly Blackheart podcast, Friday the 13th tattoos, Getty Villa, Iran news talk, false flag discussion, war commentary, MAGA deconstruction, Ben Shapiro eyebrows, AI ethics, ChatGPT bias, Scream 7 Hashtags: #Podcast #Comedy #Politics #Entertainment #Scream7 #AI #FalseFlag #Friday13 #MovieReview #Dreams #Vasectomy #Patreon #Servpro #MothersRuin #PopCulture Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and ...
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  • DJ's "Lucky" Day | Ep 101

    DJ's "Lucky" Day | Ep 101
    Mar 18 2026

    HEY GUYS,

    DJ's insights on Acting / Auditions. Corporate World / The Dow, Manifestation, Gratitude, Traitors gets spoiled, We're out of bombs, and Isaac's Dog Lucky almost kills DJ!

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    46 mins
  • Total Pieces of Shit | Ep 100

    Total Pieces of Shit | Ep 100
    Mar 11 2026

    Hey Guys!

    We're back from the 2nd cruise and we're celebrating our 100th episodes by chatting about: DJ's heaven waffle, cruise recap, DJ gets a talking to by security, Kelly flavored the drinks, Jake Hay's tattoo's, and the barkley marathon.


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You spend about an hour with 2 best friends just hanging out and talking about life in an amazingly entertaining way.
if you want to watch them, (which is better) go to patreon. com and subscribe to their podcast, it's worth it!

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I love the dynamic between DJ and Kelly. i feel like they're people I was to hang out in dive bars with. i live in the rural south, and it's so nice to hear sane people talk about every day things plus the current political climate. Keep it up!

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