March 1, 2026: Geometry Rules Everything Around Me (G.R.E.A.M.)

In this episode, the boys awaken from a coma to reflect on an action-packed game versus Ottawa, and a not-so-action-packed matchup in Dallas. They celebrate some excellent performances from the Millersville Messi and - could it be? - Awesome Qasem? Hopefully you're ready for your geometry lesson, because it fuels math, soccer and life. The boys have plenty to say about the blossoming of Matthew Corcoran, and whether we might have witnessed B.J. Callaghan's first-ever mistake of his life. Jeisson Palacios might be poised for a season to remember, and the CONCACAF is kinda stupid. The boys also warn that we need to watch out for a rising Chicago team, and Minnesota is right around the corner. And they drink beer.