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Matthew, Mark, News and John

Matthew, Mark, News and John

By: Matthew Mark News and John
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Matthew, Mark, News and John - the show where real dudes read news. We look at the weird news, the random and offbeat news from all around the world, the internet and your neighbourhood. Got a story for us? Get it into us MMNJPod@gmail.com and we'll make you podcast famous!Matthew, Mark, News and John
Episodes
  • Episode #009 - The Children of the Claw
    Mar 18 2026

    This week Mark reveals that his only interaction with another human being in a week didn't go very well and John has more sandwich notions.

    We also have stories about children getting stuck in claw machines, weed and cash donated to a charity shop, camel beauty pageants, running butter and more!

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    TIME STAMPS AND LINKS

    00:00 - Hello - the show starts here

    01:00 - Mark vs An Post

    07:40 - John needs an intervention about his sandwiches

    09:50 - Weekly Weird Wupdates Intro

    10:20 - Weed and Cash accidentally donated to charity shop (STORY)

    21:15 - Camel Beauty Pageant cheats! (STORY)

    32:23 - Can you churn butter while running? (STORY)

    42:56 - Is this Florida Man a pirate or a fugitive? (STORY)

    48:55 - Children of the Claw (STORY)

    57:54 - Weird unclaimed luggage items from 2025 (STORY)

    1:03:38 - Mr Bates, Serial Masturbator and the Toilet Brush of Shame (STORY)

    1:07:26 - Reddit Seddit - have you ever been caught while "alone"?

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Episode #008 - Is a Dolmio sandwich "boy kibble"?
    Mar 11 2026

    This week John makes us his comfort meal of a Dolmio toasted sandwich and as much as we want to give him shit about it, it turns out that "boy kibble" is a thing.

    We also have stories about Wrestling Speed Dating, Masturbating in court, a fight in a Waffle House over Hash Browns, Matt's hairy ears and Mark's encounter with a conspiracy loving taxi driver.__________________________________

    Time stamps:

    00:00 - Hello and welcome!

    03:06 - Mark's brush with a conspiracy nut

    11:00 - Matt's hairy ears stop his noise cancelling buds from cancelling noise

    14:00 - John's Dolmio Sandwich ASMR

    16:15 - Weekly Weird Wupdates

    17:43 - Have you tried wrestling speed dating yet? (LINK)

    27:52 - Masturbating in court isn't wrong if no one knows you're doing it. Allegedly. (LINK)

    39:25 - 62 year old man tasered and maced with bear spray in a fight over hash browns in a waffle house. (LINK)

    46:30 - Heard of "Girl Dinner"? How about "Boy Kibble"? (LINK)

    57:10 - Man dressed as a duck does stupid thing for Tiktok. (LINK)

    1:07:05 - Reddit seddit - Do you fart in front of your partner?

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    Leave a comment below, and a 5 star review to be our best friend!

    You can also send us stories, say hello or correct us on anything to ⁠MMNJpod@gmail.com⁠ - we'll be sure to give you a shout out.

    Or, if you're feeling brave and want to hear yourself on our podcast - leave us a ⁠⁠VOICENOTE⁠⁠

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    ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Episode #007 - The Rocky Road to Social Justice
    Mar 4 2026

    This week we have stories all about an influencer live streaming his partner giving birth, AI pants that count your farts, rotisserie chicken fight club, a fake kidnapping and no more butt plugs for the US Department of War! For shame!

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    Time stamps:

    00:00 - Intro, hellos and John finally has some news - but we're not having it.

    09:11 - Weekly Weird Wupdates

    10:00 - Weekly Weird Wupdates Wap (That's a rap with a W, not a moist lady garden.)

    10:23 - Florida Man attacks Chinese restaurant claiming to be a Covid prophet. (LINK)

    13:05 - Fake kidnapping staged for a ransom of £725. (LINK)

    20:19 - The Department of War in the US has a butt plug problem. (LINK)

    32:36 - Influencer live streams the birth of his child for sponsorship! (LINK)

    41:11 - AI is in your pants and it wants your farts. (LINK)

    47:20 - Teacher punches woman in fight over rotisserie chicken. (LINK)

    57:26 - And finally... Does Ireland have a "Florida Man", and what myths and urban legends does Ireland have (Reddit segment)

    1:09:37 - We did a show - bye now!

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    Leave a comment below, and a 5 star review to be our best friend!

    You can also send us stories, say hello or correct us on anything to MMNJpod@gmail.com - we'll be sure to give you a shout out.

    Or, if you're feeling brave and want to hear yourself on our podcast - leave us a ⁠VOICENOTE

    Socials:

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    Reddit

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    1 hr and 11 mins
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