Does the flu shot have tracking chips? Langston and David sit down with Tristen J. Winger (So Help Me Todd) about this conspiracy theory, or should we say FACTS?! Software updates, Bluetooth, and Purple Gatorade are making a lot of sense these days. Langston and David malfunction, get a reboot, and open their collective third eyes in this episode. Also, you can't CashApp a baby.

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Comedian Kanisha Buss does believe in dinosaurs or dino nuggets, but she does believe in dragons. Jurassic Park got it wrong! We're begging you to choose between love and a buzz ball. Leave your jeans on at Planet Fitness. Kanisha and Langston reminisce about their time as teachers. Langston still has beef with Game of Thrones stealing light skin dick. David wonders which country got dragons right. Plus, a caller worries glizzies are being stolen from Black people.

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Langston and David answer a listener’s email about Drake’s rap career being an actor endeavor.

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Deante Kyle and Big Ice Cup Kat, hosts of the Grits and Eggs podcast, believe all conspiracies are true after the Epstein files. But that doesn't mean we're out of mysteries to solve, like: was Issac Newton a pimp? In another universe, is Steven Hawking Batman? There's no such thing as a bad day at Wendy's. Why did Usher's bridges have us longing to cheat back in the day? Remember to squeeze your cheeks, but never while on the phone.

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Is the world fully or partially hollow? Langston and David hang out with returning guest, Chinedu Unaka (LOL Live! on Hulu, Abbott Elementary) about this rising TikTok conspiracy theory. We learn along the way how valuable bird poop is to the world, why we can't travle fully around the south or north pole, and if eating sea fowl is acceptable form of food. Plus. we answer voicemails about those creepy giant skeletons. No one has any business of keeping up Halloween decorations for that long!

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Comedian and host of the We Playin' Spades podcast brings a literal tin foil hat and a half dozen conspiracy theories. Does White Castle have a king? Where are we storing Obama's aliens? What's wrong with Shia LaBeouf, and how protected is Ray Jay? Is a year too long to keep your pet parakeet in the freezer? Was Covid created for population control? David flexes his doctorate in snacks while Langston struggles to defend the light skin allegations.

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Did Michael Jackson only have ONE surgery? Langston and David sit down with long-time friend of the show Rob Haze (Lil Kev on BET+) about the King of Pop and how many procedures he may have had done. Did his nose really fall off? Was the 80s just a mean decade? Was he powerful enough to “make up” vitiligo? Possible changes he went through in order to be accepted and hit those high notes? Also, what would Michael Jackson look like with big ol’ titties?

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Y'all better make some noise. The legend, Bruce Bruce, graced us with his presence to ask the most important questions of the day. Was Mary Magdalene fine? Is Jack Black the white E-40?

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