My Wife, the Action Hero

Docking Gatsby should’ve been a peaceful little “romantic sailing moment.” Instead, the wind turned it into a public trial, a line got eaten by the prop, and Rusty briefly became Captain Decorative while a marina audience silently judged our life choices.

In this Whole Damn Story episode, you’ll hear how Erica calmly stripped down, grabbed the rigging knife, dove under the boat like a lake-born Navy SEAL, and towed us back to the slip while Rusty considered a quiet career change. Mild profanity, maximum humiliation, and one clear lesson: don’t “get fancy” with the throttle.