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No Se Habla Taxes

No Se Habla Taxes

By: Melissa Armstrong CPA
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Welcome to No Se Habla Taxes—the podcast for creative agency owners who are done guessing about their numbers and ready to actually understand them.


I'm Melissa Armstrong, CPA and fractional controller, and I will tell you the financial truth your accountant was too polite to say out loud. Every episode, we get into the real operational finance stuff: cash flow chaos, pricing mistakes, hiring decisions, and the messy money moments that nobody talks about but every founder lives through.


If you're running a marketing or creative agency in the $500K to $5M range and your revenue looks great on paper but something still feels off, this show is for you.


No fluff. No spreadsheet worship. No finance speak for the sake of it. Just plain English answers to the questions keeping you up at night.


Because the numbers don't lie. Let's go find out what yours are saying.

© 2026 Melissa Armstrong
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Episodes
  • We're Back and Your Finances Are Still a Mess
    Mar 25 2026

    Season two is here, and yes, your finances are still a mess. But that's exactly why we're back. I'm Melissa Armstrong, fractional controller and the person who will tell you the financial truth your accountant was too polite to say out loud. This season we're going deep on the stuff that actually keeps founders up at night, from revenue that looks great but hides a fragile business, to the hidden cost of your best client. Short episodes, real talk, no fluff. Subscribe now so you don't miss a thing.

    Let's connect!

    LI: https://www.linkedin.com/in/armstrongmelissacpa/

    Website: https://steadyhandaccounting.com/

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    2 mins
  • Year-End Panic Mode
    Nov 12 2025

    Welcome to No Se Habla Taxes—the podcast where a CPA does her own bookkeeping and occasionally procrastinates just like the rest of you.

    I’m Melissa Armstrong: fractional controller, solo practice owner, and financial translator for founders who’d rather binge Netflix than reconcile a bank statement.

    And today’s episode? Ohhh boy. I have a confession...

    ✋🏼 The Confession

    I always tell my clients: stay on top of your books, do your monthly closes, don’t fall behind.

    Welp.

    I fell behind.

    Like... months behind.

    Between client projects, life chaos, and general “I’ll get to it later” energy, I opened QuickBooks in November only to realize I hadn’t reconciled a single account since July.

    Cue the panic. Dozens of uncategorized transactions. A PayPal balance that looked... sus. An Amazon charge that could’ve been printer ink or cap food.

    Oh—and did I mention I’m a CPA?

    🧠 The Real Talk

    Falling behind doesn’t make you a bad business owner—it makes you human.

    But when months pile up:

    • 🔍 Your memory fades
    • 😰 Your stress spikes
    • 💸 Your decisions get fuzzy

    That’s when Year-End Panic Mode hits—and that’s what we’re unpacking today.

    💡 This Episode Includes:

    • My very real bookkeeping meltdown (it’s fine, everything’s fine)
    • 6 practical steps to get caught up without spiraling
    • A shoutout to my network (hi, Amanda from Element Eight!)
    • How to stop the chaos and start fresh—today

    ✅ Free Resource: The Catch-Up Checklist

    Feeling the pressure of year-end catch-up? I’ve got you. Grab my free Catch-Up Checklist—the exact steps I used to dig out of my bookkeeping mess.

    📥 Download it here

    🎧 If This Sounds Familiar...

    You’re not lazy. You’re building something. Sometimes the back end gets messy.

    Let’s clean it up—without shame, without overwhelm, and with coffee (and maybe a croissant).

    Subscribe to No Se Habla Taxes wherever you listen, and remember:

    Stay scrappy, stay smart, and don’t let your Amazon orders haunt you in April.

    Let's connect!

    LI: https://www.linkedin.com/in/armstrongmelissacpa/

    Website: https://steadyhandaccounting.com/

    Coaching Program Waitlist: https://steadyhandaccounting.myflodesk.com/ofgzp2o7tc

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    9 mins
  • The Subscription Graveyard
    Oct 29 2025

    Welcome back to No Se Habla Taxes — the podcast where a CPA does her own bookkeeping... and finds financial skeletons in her closet.

    I’m Melissa Armstrong: fractional controller, solo practice owner, and your favorite financial translator for founders who’d rather invest in growth than leak money on duplicate apps.

    And today? I’m here with a confession that might sound familiar...

    💀 I discovered a subscription graveyard lurking in my books — two Canva accounts, duplicate Zoom charges, a forgotten Dropbox, and more.

    It started as a simple month-end review in QuickBooks Online… and ended in a digital horror story.

    In this episode, I walk you through:

    ✨ How I realized I was paying twice for the same tools

    ✨ Why these “just $15” charges quietly wreck your budget

    ✨ A simple, CPA-approved audit method to catch and cancel the chaos

    ✨ The real cost of cluttered expenses — beyond the dollars

    You’ll also meet my incredible VA, Nicole Leon of El Leon Virtual Assistants, who helps founders get out of the weeds with emotionally intelligent support. (Trust me, she’s a lifesaver.)

    And yes — I’m giving you a step-by-step system to run your own Subscription Audit, including:

    📌 How to pull and categorize your charges

    📌 Spotting duplicates like a financial detective

    📌 Ruthlessly cutting the noise

    📌 Setting a quarterly reminder so it never happens again

    💡 Bonus Tip: I even shout out a virtual card trick that makes cancelling sneaky subscriptions a breeze.

    If you’ve ever said “It’s only $15, what’s the big deal?” — this one’s for you.

    🎧 Listen now to clean up your own subscription graveyard.

    📥 Grab my free Subscription Audit Checklist here.

    💬 DM me or tag me if this episode helped you cancel just one zombie charge.

    Until next time — stay scrappy, stay smart, and cancel that extra Canva account.

    Let's connect!

    LI: https://www.linkedin.com/in/armstrongmelissacpa/

    Website: https://steadyhandaccounting.com/

    Coaching Program Waitlist: https://steadyhandaccounting.myflodesk.com/ofgzp2o7tc

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    8 mins
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