Episodes

  • Wale Won’t Stop Calling Marco a Thief & Marco Makes a Wild Confession 😂

    Wale Won’t Stop Calling Marco a Thief & Marco Makes a Wild Confession 😂
    Mar 24 2026
    Wale sits down with Funny Marco on Open Thoughts and things quickly turn upside down. Wale and Marco dive into Marco’s past and his reputation for stealing, while Marco makes a surprising confession about making his first child to one of Wale’s biggest songs. Marco also tries to be Wale’s new best friend, asking to borrow his clothes and hang out after the podcast. We’ll let you know if Wale picks up that call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    46 mins
  • Durand Bernarr: Grammy Wins, Rihanna DMs & Becoming Marco’s Speech Coach

    Durand Bernarr: Grammy Wins, Rihanna DMs & Becoming Marco’s Speech Coach
    Mar 17 2026
    Durand Bernarr sits down with FunnyMarco to open up about everything in his life, from his recent Grammy win, to getting robbed in Cleveland while he was coming up, and even tries to teach Marco how to speak properly (it doesn’t work). Durand and Marco act out scenes, impersonate some of their favorite movie characters, and more in this episode of Open Thoughts that honestly deserves a Grammy, an Emmy, or whatever they give podcast episodes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    47 mins
  • Marco Snitches on Lola Brooke Robbing Walmart

    Marco Snitches on Lola Brooke Robbing Walmart
    Mar 10 2026
    Lola Brooke brings her Brooklyn energy to Open Thoughts and sits down with Funny Marco. Lola & Marco Prank call Ihop, Walmart, and whoever else picks up. Lola matches Marco’s vibes and acts out a movie scene with him. Later, Marco brings out a magician, and Lola and he hilariously try to figure out if he’s a scam as things quickly get out of hand in this latest episode of Open Thoughts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    42 mins
  • Marsai Martin Says Marco Is PERFECT to Play a Crackhead

    Marsai Martin Says Marco Is PERFECT to Play a Crackhead
    Mar 3 2026
    Marsai Martin, the youngest executive producer in Hollywood history, stops by Open Thoughts to talk to Marco about her success in the film industry. Things turn quickly when Marsai tries to teach Marco how to read and speak (it doesn’t work) and roasts him for his acting range before offering him the wildest role in her next project. The vibes continue when Marco brings out a magician to impress Marsai and keep the energy going in true Open Thoughts fashion. #Funnymarco #marsaimartin #podcast #funny #comedian Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    42 mins
  • Donnell Rawlings BEGS Marco to Quit Comedy

    Donnell Rawlings BEGS Marco to Quit Comedy
    Feb 24 2026
    Marco’s favorite comedian stops by Open Thoughts and gives him much needed advice. Donnell tells Marco to quit comedy, talks about his time on The Chappelle Show, and accuses him of being gay. Marco and Donnell both call 911 on each other and go joke for joke in this hilarious sit-down. In the end, Marco asks to meet Dave Chappelle, and, of course, Donnell declines. Is this better than Part 1? Let us know in the comments! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    52 mins
  • Micah Parsons Calls Out Skip Bayless, Challenges Tyrese Maxey & Shares Wild Fan Stories

    Micah Parsons Calls Out Skip Bayless, Challenges Tyrese Maxey & Shares Wild Fan Stories
    Feb 17 2026
    Marcos new best friend Micah Parsons sits down to open up about his ACL injury and what he hates about sports media, including why he said “F**K” Skip Bayless on the podcast. Micah also FaceTimes Tyrese Maxey to argue that he could beat him 1-on-1. Micah and Marco share hilarious childhood stories about stealing, and Micah tells Marco about wild fan interactions. #podcast #funny #funnymarco #micahparsons #nfl Intuit TurboTax: File your taxes with TurboTax in the Credit Karma app. Learn more at https://turbotax.intuit.com/lp/ck2ttcampaign/1625/?cid=bn_wk_12 LiquidIV: Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to liquidiv.com and get 20% off your first order with code OPEN at checkout. https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/FUNNYMARCO Thank you all for the love & support you've been showing. We are on the road to 1,000,000 SUBSCRIBERS ! PLEASE MAKE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE & TURN ON POST NOTIFICATIONS SO YOU WON'T MISS ANYTHING Thanks for watching! I hope you enjoyed every second of this video! Who would you like to see me interview next ? Comment Below Follow Me On All Socials: - INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/funnymarco/?hl=en - FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/funnymarco1 - TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@realfunnymarco?lang=en - TWITTER: https://twitter.com/funny_marco?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    48 mins
  • Mojo Brookzz Talks Fighting Studs, G Herbo, Roasting Marco & Why You Shouldn’t Call Men Fine

    Mojo Brookzz Talks Fighting Studs, G Herbo, Roasting Marco & Why You Shouldn’t Call Men Fine
    Dec 30 2025
    Mojo Brookzz sits down with Funny Marco in this special New Year’s edition of Open Thoughts to talk about his upcoming We Dem Ones Tour. In this wild interview, Marco calls Mojo “fine,” compares him to the best looking man in sports, Jalen Hurts, and even suggests they star in a movie together as the new Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. They also take calls from Open Thoughts viewers, and Mojo shares the time he almost fought a stud. Mojo ends off with a good gesture, offering to replace Marco's watch after his viral G Herbo interview. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    46 mins
  • Karlous Miller Argues With Santa Claus, Shares Favorite Bedroom Words & Offers Marco a Bad Tour Deal

    Karlous Miller Argues With Santa Claus, Shares Favorite Bedroom Words & Offers Marco a Bad Tour Deal
    Dec 23 2025
    Karlous Miller sits down with Funny Marco in this special Christmas episode of Open Thoughts. Karlous opens up about his favorite words to use during sex while Marco offers to help him find his dream woman. He also teaches Marco why he NEEDS security. Things turn left when Marco brings in Santa Claus to deliver Karlous’s gift. The episode ends with Karlous offering Marco a terrible tour deal. Should Marco take it? Let us know. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    50 mins