Episodes

  • Philly Podcast Movement Disaster: We Bailed

    Philly Podcast Movement Disaster: We Bailed
    Mar 28 2026
    Podcast Movement Philadelphia chaos with Opie and Carl Ruiz: raw, unfiltered comedy from the streets. Join radio legend Opie and Food Network's Carl Ruiz for a wild day at Podcast Movement 2018 — starting with epic roast pork sandwiches and apple fritters at Reading Terminal Market, losing Carl in the crowds, elevator plant podcast encounters, and bailing on the convention setup because it felt like a bad SNL skit. Hilarious tangents cover Philly food scene vs. dying New York, SEPTA bus hit-and-run stories, hotel maid panic buttons, bar scraps, Amish/Pagans meth busts, and why every Philly girl can fight. Authentic no-BS storytelling packed with radio behind-the-scenes, food obsession, and edgy laughs. Perfect for fans of comedy podcasts, food adventures, and real talk. Subscribe for more unscripted episodes — don't miss the next wild ride!


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    34 mins
  • Anyone Have Quarters?

    Anyone Have Quarters?
    Mar 24 2026
    This is a pre pod episode from our time at SiriusXM.
    Opie and Carl with comedian Vic Henley go off the rails reacting to Thailand’s wild Prison Fight documentary on Showtime—where inmates can literally battle for early release—while ranting about getting crushed by NYC taxes, sky-high Manhattan rents, and why everyone’s fleeing to the Carolinas for bigger houses and better lives. They dive into death penalty frustrations (lethal injection chemical shortages, firing squads, Aaron Hernandez’s shocking final notes), food obsessions (fried chicken skin sandwiches, gravy master secrets, farm-fresh milk highs), Iggy Pop turning 70, and classic tri-state misery vs. southern freedom dreams. Raw, hilarious, unfiltered chaos—grab this episode for the full escape-from-the-Northeast therapy session.

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • ROASTING Nantucket sitting in rocking chairs

    ROASTING Nantucket sitting in rocking chairs
    Mar 19 2026
    Ever wondered what happens when comedians invade a millionaire's paradise like Nantucket? Join Opie as he chats with hilarious guests Vic Henley, a veteran stand-up comic, and chef Carl Ruiz about shark encounters, celebrity run-ins like John Kerry's sweater fiasco, and pacing with Stephen Wright at the Comedy Festival. Dive into this irreverent episode for laughs on beaches, soccer rants, and island antics that’ll make your daily grind feel like a vacation—listen now and escape to the chaos!


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    49 mins
  • Wandering around Nantucket making Carl uncomfortable

    Wandering around Nantucket making Carl uncomfortable
    Mar 14 2026
    Opie and Carl Ruiz roam Nantucket's windy cobblestone alleys, turning a simple walk into chaotic hilarity with awkward stranger confrontations, vintage Jeep ogling, and relentless ribbing. Highlights include Opie's relentless people-bothering, Opie's eagle sanctuary rants about unhappy hopping birds that "want to soar," and the infamous moment Carl catches Opie mid-pud-pulling while storytelling. Dive into this irreverent, no-holds-barred walk for raw laughs and unfiltered island absurdity—hit play and join the wandering madness!


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    26 mins
  • Your Family Becomes Flesh-Eating Zombies

    Your Family Becomes Flesh-Eating Zombies
    Mar 9 2026
    *** This is a pre podcast show where Carl came in a lot to do Opie's radio show at SiriusXM. Also on this episode comedians Rich Vos and Chris Distefano.

    They roast cable news stars (Jake Tapper’s “losers” wall, Shepard Smith as the “gay Riddler,” Wolf Blitzer love, Don Lemon’s ear piercing), share credit-score disasters and family drama (Carl’s baby-food Easter fiasco), and obsess over food.The talk turns gloriously gross: Rich’s infamous “shit rag” routine, dark dumps/showers, piss socks, and airport hacks—leaving the intern horrified.Plus: Aaron Hernandez suicide vs. murder debate (Bible verse detail), Isle of Man TT dangers, casino jackpot scams, body roasts, and Yankee game plans.

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    52 mins
  • Live Nantucket Theater "I'm Gonna Danny Ocean This Whole Place"

    Live Nantucket Theater "I'm Gonna Danny Ocean This Whole Place"
    Mar 4 2026
    Opie and the crew take the stage at the Nantucket Comedy Festival for an unscripted, no-holds-barred riot featuring wild stories of spite-fueled bar takeovers, insane watch heists fantasies, and stealth wealth spotting among the island's elite. Joined by Chef Carl Ruiz and comedians Vic Henley and Sherrod Small, they roast everything from $440K Rolexes and lightship baskets to Boston radio mayhem and offseason island life—pure irreverent hilarity with zero filter. Hit play for raw laughs, insider rich-people dirt, and the kind of chaotic fun that made Opie Radio legendary—subscribe now and join the madness!


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    31 mins
  • On Stage at Nantucket Comedy Festival

    On Stage at Nantucket Comedy Festival
    Feb 27 2026
    Dive into an unannounced live podcast from Nantucket's Comedy Festival where Opie turns an empty theater into uproarious gold with Vic Henley, Chef Carl Ruiz, and Sherrod Small. From billionaire parties and strip club escapades to a teen's beer-fueled expulsion from Germany and spite-fueled rants on divorce and culinary disasters, the banter flows with irreverent wit and shocking twists. Tune in for non-stop laughs that capture the raw charm of comedy's underbelly—perfect for fans craving unfiltered hilarity.


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    31 mins
  • Hammered in Nantucket

    Hammered in Nantucket
    Feb 22 2026
    Ever wondered what happens when comedy legends hit Nantucket for a festival and unleash pure, unfiltered mayhem? Join Opie as he captures wild bar banter with chef Carl Ruiz and comedian Sherrod Small, from epic food philosophies and Cosby Cosmos shots to near-brawls, terry cloth shopping sprees, and a surprising cobblestone history lesson. Tune in for laughs that hit harder than the hangover—perfect for comedy fans craving raw, irreverent vibes that'll leave you booking your next island escape.


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    38 mins