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Safely to the Moon

Safely to the Moon

By: Jonas Harmer
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My old boss sued his mom.

And now he’s in jail, facing up to 45 years in federal prison for fraud.

The company (worth over $8 billion just 2 years ago) has now filed for bankruptcy.

We worked at this company together for a year, and while we didn’t witness fraud firsthand, we saw a lot of crazy things and have plenty of wild stories:

- Like when our COO hired his girlfriend as head of HR
- Like how we were almost the official cryptocurrency of the University of Utah
- A Jeep stolen from the Gambia
- Insider trading
- A marketing department that didn’t do any marketing
- Being told to knock doors to sell a cybersecurity product that didn’t exist
- A POS POS (piece of sh*t point of sale)
- A mansion bought with customer funds
- The worst public speech of all time
- An 8 million dollar hack
- How company headquarters got broken into (and you never heard about it)

And more! We will be telling our stories and bringing on former coworkers to tell theirs. Subscribe and don't miss an episode!Copyright Jonas Harmer Biographies & Memoirs Economics Personal Finance True Crime
Episodes
  • When You Need Cash To Bribe Border Patrol So You Take Back A Charity Donation (they'll understand)

    When You Need Cash To Bribe Border Patrol So You Take Back A Charity Donation (they'll understand)
    Mar 30 2024
    Season 1 Finale! We continue our chat with Dave and hear about death threats, buying wind turbines off the shelf for a video, John not going to meet Richard Branson because he wouldn’t be allowed to take a photo, John vs Dwyane Wade, the REAL number of SafeMoon employees, taking back a donation because funds were needed to bribe border patrol, how KSI almost hosted SafeMoon’s crypto podcast, and more!

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    DISCLAIMER:
    Some of the stories we talk about may not be entirely accurate, as they were told to us second hand and we were not directly involved.
    #safelytothemoon #safemoon #crypto #coffeezilla #fraud #finance #truecrime #bitcoin
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    56 mins
  • So Your Nephew Started a Cryptocurrency And Lost $30,000,000

    So Your Nephew Started a Cryptocurrency And Lost $30,000,000
    Mar 23 2024
    Dave Smith joins the pod to share the story of how he first heard about SafeMoon, a cryptocurrency his nephew was in charge of. Dave talks about the early days- working out of a hotel in London, how the ball was dropped in the Gambia, why the wallet release date was missed, an apology video that was never posted, and more.

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    DISCLAIMER:
    Some of the stories we talk about may not be entirely accurate, as they were told to us second hand and we were not directly involved.
    #safelytothemoon #safemoon #crypto #coffeezilla #fraud #finance #truecrime #bitcoin
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    52 mins
  • Ex-employees Anonymous: Stories From SafeMoon Survivors

    Ex-employees Anonymous: Stories From SafeMoon Survivors
    Mar 9 2024
    Jonas and Hayden share the stories of former Safemoon employees that prefer to stay anonymous. Among other things, they discuss 3 video games under development (one with a $13,000,000 budget), a website that took 3 years to build, a $150,000/month salary to send Tweets, a fake money license, a nonexistent off-boarding process, and more.

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    X - twitter.com/safelytotheshow

    DISCLAIMER:
    Some of the stories we talk about may not be entirely accurate, as they were told to us second hand and we were not directly involved.
    #safelytothemoon #safemoon #crypto #coffeezilla #fraud #finance #truecrime #bitcoin
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    1 hr and 11 mins
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