• Tasteful Nudes
    Mar 25 2026

    This week, Mel tells us about a family secret that was exposed live on air during a radio segment that is a worst nightmare come true for a Brazilian couple, and the recent twist in the case of a US mother of three who went missing while Christmas shopping years ago.

    We also talk glamour shots, funeral pics, Monty's partner Sam's shopping fail, and we laugh our way through random stuff we haven't thought about in YONKS. Enjoy!

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    23 mins
  • Ding Dong
    Mar 18 2026

    This week, we both have the stench of embarrassment on us... one because of a social rejection involving a musical legend, and the other because she literally stinks. 😂 We share our differing opinions on the increasingly tiny frames of high profile women, and if they have a responsibility to the messaging it sends to other women, the strange celeb 'romantic' jewellery piece, the unhappiest time of your life and the song that'll apparently make it rain cash. Enjoy!

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    26 mins
  • Reno, but make it povo
    Mar 11 2026

    This week, we talk thirst traps and fashion - including the jeans we refuse to wear. Mel has hit peak povo home reno, and Monty gives us an update on her TMS treatment. Enjoy!

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    23 mins
  • A Live Breakdown
    Mar 4 2026

    This week, someone called the cops, someone got rejected by their family and somehow, a convo about CDs becomes a mini breakdown. Enjoy!

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    25 mins
  • Very Superstitious
    Feb 25 2026

    This week, we kick off with a bit of Fire Horse chat with a side of wtichy wog curse energy, which Mel's mad for, but Monty isn't buying in to. We chat about the a Sydney guy's attempt to bring back the rave with a MAJOR twist on the ones we grew up with in the 90s. Speaking of, one half of an Aussie couple who was rarely seen without her leotard back in the day triggered a memory for aerobics queen Monts, and something revolting happened to Mel when she was jazzing up her jewellery. Enjoy!

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    24 mins
  • Story Time with Aunty Kez
    Feb 18 2026

    WARNING: The last segment of this episode contains conversation around suicide.

    This week, we talk about songs you’re embarrassed to admit are on your playlist, the hell of being backed-up on holiday, and we welcome Aunty Kez for a special segment, where she delivers some story time gold that had us in fits.

    And to close out, Mel shares the story of UK-based mental health campaigner Ben West, who started a beautiful suicide prevention initiative in memory of his younger brother, Sam, who passed away in 2018, aged just 15.

    You can follow Ben on Instagram here and please check out Reasons To Stay here, and please share it with someone who might need it.

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    20 mins
  • The One Place You Should NEVER Check Your Phone
    Feb 11 2026

    This week, we kick off with a hit of nostalgia involving The Peach Pit and a forgotten 90’s ‘so-bad-it’s-amazing’ hit song. We remember the ridiculous body shaming of Nicole Richie, Monty's failure to commit to MAFS has her feeling left out, and Mel can’t come to terms with her husband’s inability to remember the man at the centre of a shocking 90’s tragedy.

    We also talk about Victoria's move to allow GPs to treat and diagnose ADHD, Mel shares three batshit crazy stories she heard this week that involve penis injections, periods and a shocking sex stat, as well as a male vs female wee revelation that blew our tiny minds. Enjoy!

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    33 mins
  • Rhinestone Cowboy
    Feb 4 2026

    This week, it’s off to a rocky start thanks to our self-sabotaging selves as we share a little pod update, then crack into whether Wuthering Heights stars Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi’s seemingly VERY deep love for one another is a bitttttttt too much.

    There’s also movie sex scenes, a new celeb musical, the crazy price of seeing Harry Styles, the return of a Body Shop fave, Monty’s criminal past, and how the unbelievable bravery of the boy who attempted to save his friend from the recent Bondi shark attacks made Mel realise what a coward she is.

    And to finish off, Monty torments Mel for a second time by calling a celebrity’s dad who lives in her phone for absolutely no good reason. Enjoy!

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    33 mins