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Andy tries to implement Ryan’s “Don’t Worry Be Happy” approach to life. Then the boys talk about the “Fatties of History” as well as implementing “Fat History Month”. There’s some discussion on male hygiene then they move on to Conan O’Brien conspiracy theories. Then they talk about how Earl Skakel was robbed of a late night hosting gig. Then they talk about using stem cells for penis enlargement. This leads to some amazing business ideas. Then Andy expresses his dark thoughts to his old school Chicago PCP. Then they talk about the efficacy of paper on doctor tables. Andy has an unsubstantiated conspiracy theory about a cast member of The Office. Then Andy finds out about the “tiny people mushroom hallucinations “ and it blows Ryan’s mind. Then Andy has to poop in a paper hat at the doctors office and has the dump of a lifetime. Then Ryan makes Andy dry heave with a new cpr technique. Then the boys find an article about how it’s abusive to open up to your girlfriend.

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Andrew claims to have “fighter’s arthritis” and O’Neill will not let this slide. There’s some classic dog piling from O’Neill that will delight old BCUSA fans. Andrew is sick of taking dumps and wants to invent a dump teleporter. Andy thinks we was “born” to be a sword fighter which elicits tears of laughter from O’Neill. Intense mockery abounds. YouTube screws over the stream again and Andy panics . Andy and Ryan are vindicated again with their predictions that the government would distract people from “the files” by talking about aliens. Then they argue about whether or not Elizabeth Holmes is hot and they create a “Rain Man” Barbie Doll. Then comic creator , Winston Gambro, posts the boy’s joke screenplay “Michael’s By The Sea” on Reddit asking for screenplay advice and the results are fantastic. The boys find a rapper who sounds just like O’Neill. Andy gets put in Instagram prison for a meme then forces O’Neill to freestyle rap. O’Neill then gives his best life advice “all businesses are scams and make sure to eat beans.”.

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Ryan is worried that Andy is on drugs again and is overstimulated by his preshow antics. Andy brings in a physical therapy device and annoys O’Neill with it. There’s some erudite discussion on the California water system. Ryan listens to celebrity podcasts and takes issue with their quality. Then he talks about the commeritive Porsche 911 for 911 that features Twin Towers headlights. Then he gets angry that people celebrate centennials. Then Andy and Ryan finally understand why women “pick the bear”. Andy’s arm spasm causes him to hit O’Neill with a family heirloom and it causes lots of regret. There’s some German music talk where they question why there’s not more of it. Then Andy wants to make a rap album starring O’Neill. then we freestyles under a beat and everyone loves it. Then O’Neill tries and fails to read listener comments. It all ends with a classic Andy pantless dance.