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Stiff Socks

Stiff Socks

By: Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
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Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

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Episodes
  • 374: Measuring the Big Arch

    374: Measuring the Big Arch
    Mar 18 2026
    The episode opens with a hilarious story about measuring penis size that quickly turns into a spiral of ego, overthinking, and questionable decisions. The conversation shifts into life when your partner’s away, leaning into “divorced dad” habits and surprisingly thoughtful relationship talk about gifts and love languages. Things get chaotic again with random philosophy, lifestyle observations, and one of the funniest segments—Secret Sock, where they try to name everyday objects and completely fail. The back half dives into weird facts, a wild imp Thanks to Quince, Bluechew, Mack Weldon, AcreGold, and Lumi Gummies for sponsoring the podcast: Quince quince.com/stiffsocks Free shipping + 365-day returns BlueChew bluechew.com 10% off BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS Mack Weldon mackweldon.com Get 20% off orders $125+ with code SOCKS Acre Gold getacregold.com Subscribe for gold + giveaways (gold bars, exclusive drops) Lumi Gummies / Lumi Labs lumigummies.com Get 30% off with code SOCKS
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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • 373: SCRUB STEP DADDY

    373: SCRUB STEP DADDY
    Mar 10 2026
    The boys discuss rumors about the Scrub Daddy founder, a bizarre celebration of life at an Iowa college, and Trevor dealing with a random trespasser. 00:12 Squatty Potty creator arrested 02:24 Imagining a grown man using a Squatty Potty 03:32 Rich CEOs 06:31 Prediction of next CEO scandal (Scrub Daddy) 07:55 - AD 18:47 Neighbor letting dog poop on lawn story 19:21 - AD 27:11 Dog owner etiquette 28:05 Revenge ideas 29:57 - AD 34:15 Cigarette smoke 39:56 Michael Vick 40:09 - AD 42:14 Atlanta Hawks “Magic City Night” 44:02 Famous Magic City lemon pepper wings 46:30 University of Iowa hazing video discussion 52:54 “Die for this frat” 57:28 - AD 59:46 Celebration of Life 01:14:25 - SOCK TALK 01:22:30 - SECRET SOCK
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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • 372: Sketch vs The Internet’s Strangest Addictions

    372: Sketch vs The Internet’s Strangest Addictions
    Mar 4 2026

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
    Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

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    1 hr and 23 mins
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haha this is funny but so on point wonder why I didn't know about this podcast see Michael clips on Facebook and YouTube didn't know he had a podcast awesome stuff

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These guys bounce hilarious jokes off each other effortlessly throughout their podcast each episode. They are laugh out loud funny!

super funny

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always make me laugh my @$$ off. been following Trevor and Michael for so long. love it

f****** love these guys.

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You guys are too much LMFAO love you guys you gotta come to Springfield, Missouri both of you sucks son of a gun

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