Amber tests Tom and Mike on their knowledge of tourist trap trivia, Mike shares some peanut lore, Tom asks Amber and Mike the question "Is It a Racehorse???", and they take the worst personality quiz of all time.

Topics Include: manskirts and manbags, artificial seasickness, prodigious proboscis, head genitals, buying chunks of Plymouth Rock and the Berlin Wall, Opps! All Spiders!, Pennsylvania Peanuts, how far can you throw a peanut?, peanut butter diamonds

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We're painting the facility this week, and we can't get to our recording area because the paint is still wet, so please enjoy these best of-clips from episodes 7 through 11!

Highlights include: vaginas look like chewed bubblegum; Mona Mona Lisa Lisa; what's a glove?; spooky dookie; fried whimsy; "Nice jeans, wanna procreate?"; poop socks; Womb of the Moom; Wiccapedia; Ham Whiz; death by metal horsecock; Hanksgiving, nice to fist you!

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Join Tom, Mike, and Amber for an unearthly good time, as they strangely fixate on pretzels and aspects of dentistry for half the episode!

Topics: Monkey Steals the Peach; TMASM-Gasm; Chubby Bunny Contest; Not flossing illicit a violent response from dentist); School Students are Stupid; Extinct Ice Cream Canadian Crimes/The Canadian Mob; Weird Medical Facts; Growers and Showers; Viruses are Creepy; Inventions: Real or Fake?; What would an alien do if it met you? (Please say probe!)

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It's our Valentine's Day special, and we're not in the mood for any of your bullshit!

In this episode: an unexpected love connection before the first break, "novelty" cake pops, really unpleasantly big conversation hearts, limp Pencils, "ladies and gentlemen, Cranberries Can Bounce are taking center stage in five minutes!", Bob Kowchanski presents us with another hilariously unhinged quiz

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The episode so long we had to split it in half! Here's part two!

Topics include: pants splitting hilarity, Tom's predictions for 2026, eggplant!, the TMASM Cookbook

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Happy New Year! Tom, Mike, and Amb- wait, Amber, Mike and Tom are back for a whole new year of hyperspace hijinks!

Topics include: Golden Guys, A dude lives in the New Years ball, Romanian Garlic Growers Coalition, "birdhole" IS a word, damn it!, drinking a big glass of cum, Jerk Off My Shit, Walking Taco

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It's time for the winter holidays, and that means a break from the old routine. Join Crispy D (Mike) and Piper (Amber) on a fun Christmas rolick as they fill in for Santa Claus, who is too busy to deliver gifts this year!

Opening poem and additional segments performed by Tony C.

The song RITES OF PASSAGE is by Scott Buckley

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Amber is off fulfilling her dream of being a gaucho, and as a result we weren't able to record an episode this week, but please enjoy this best of compilation collecting the best bits from episodes 1 through 6!

Highlights include: Tickle Thine Elmo, SPAP, Primal Lung Therapy, Extreme Hoarders, snakes with boobs, Double Beastiality, thigh titties, Viewmasturbators, Admiral Crunch, Ice Hockey on the Delaware River, Nicole Kidman isn't afraid of anything, the crazy proposed 101 Dalmatians sequel, The Long Plums, Ed Sheerhan's ketchup tattoo, used dental floss, Rod Stewart isn't sexy

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