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The Expat Brat

The Expat Brat

By: Salman Qureshi
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Comedian and Theater Improviser, Salman Qureshi shares his outrageous takes on life, current news, sports and the showbiz life. An Eastern kid raised on Sesame Street, Salman shares his stories of life as a Third Culture Kid.

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  • Denmark Wants Your Pet… for Lion Food

    Denmark Wants Your Pet… for Lion Food
    Aug 5 2025

    So apparently in Denmark, zoos are asking people to donate their pets—yes, actual rabbits, chickens, even small horses—to feed their predators. I spiral. There’s a lynx. And a giraffe named Marius. Danish people… what is going on?
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    12 mins
  • Will Smith's Bounceback… or Breakdown?

    Will Smith's Bounceback… or Breakdown?
    Aug 1 2025

    I stepped outside into a 47-degree sandstorm — basically nature’s version of a slap — and it still didn’t sting as much as watching Will Smith freestyle on TikTok.

    Let’s talk cringe, comebacks, PR conspiracy theories, and why this version of Will feels like your uncle at karaoke night… but rich and strangely well-lit. Also: what if the cringe is the point? What if we’re the fools?

    Either way, I can’t look away. Welcome to the new season of “Will.”
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    11 mins
  • Old Men Yell at Each Other: The India-Pakistan Legends Drama

    Old Men Yell at Each Other: The India-Pakistan Legends Drama
    Jul 31 2025

    India refuses to play Pakistan in a nostalgia tournament — because apparently, politics never retires. In this episode, I break down the absurdity of grown men bringing geopolitics into a charity-adjacent league and explore why sports feuds, even after retirement, are still more dramatic than they need to be. From Shoaib Akthar's glares to Keane’s grudges, we ask: are we addicted to the drama… or just scared to grow up?
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    9 mins
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