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The Fifth Column

The Fifth Column

By: Kmele Foster Michael Moynihan and Matt Welch
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Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition.

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  • There’s Always a New Monster to Destroy (w/ Noam Dworman) -#549
    Mar 19 2026

    -Joe Kent’s weird texts and the “Israel did Iraq” brainworm

    -The Jews are so fucking clever

    -Iraq 2003, back from the dead yet again

    -There’s always a new monster to destroy

    -Iran, nukes, and the problem with crazy people holding civilization hostage

    -A Ron Paul guy with a war boner

    -Don’t you realize you’re losing America?

    -Norman Finkelstein has no phone

    -Mearsheimering, Robert Pape, and the incentives to go full crank

    -Megyn Kelly, the anti-Israel turn, and the warm bath of total nuttiness

    -Mark Levin’s penis size enters the chat

    -Louis CK and a Michael Barbaro hit job

    -the origin of Tough Crowd

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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • Cuba in the Dark (Members Only #309)
    Mar 17 2026
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    -Gov. Chris Christie debrief

    -Kmele nearly dies after seeing the new hidden painting on set

    -K-Pop Nazi Hunters and Sinners

    -Joy Reid says America is basically Iran now

    -Straight from The Communist

    -Lights out in Cuba

    -The Gains of the Cuban Revolution

    -”I got my job from the New York Times”

    -The old broken Cuban system finally starts to crack

    -Hasan Piker talks…

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    19 mins
  • Gov. Chris Christie Tells on Everyone #548
    Mar 12 2026

    -Gov. Chris Christie says Kmele has no excuse

    -Getting drunk with Colbert

    -No drugs, ever

    -RFK Jr.’s drug use

    -The only things Trump believes in

    -something is a little off about John Kasich

    -Olivia Nuzzi is a Freak, Crumb Cake edition

    -Michael Barbaro tried to take the Gov down with food

    -Bon Jovi, Bruce, and New Jersey loyalty tests

    -The Little Marco Florsheim Fib

    -The ultimate Kushner lore, aka The Prostitute, the Motel, and the Alarm Clock

    -Profiles in cowardice, Republican edition

    -The biggest threat to Democracy according to Chris Christie

    -The case for letting Republicans lose badly

    -Why Democrats keep blowing it

    -Debate prep with Trump and being with him when the Access Hollywood tape dropped

    -This is what Hillary should have said

    -Chris Christie insists Bruce Springsteen likes him now

    -That Obama Sandy cold embrace

    -Bill Clinton will hold your hand, stroke your wife’s elbow, and you’ll fucking like it

    -W, Barbara, and elite family-level savagery

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    2 hrs and 2 mins
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