You didn’t fall asleep, but you stopped moving. The room stayed the same, but something else stepped in to your reality. It doesn’t chase you, because it knows you can’t run. And whatever it is, it only shows up when you’re awake enough to remember it.. We're diving head first into some truly terrifying sleep paralysis experiences this week! We'll see you on the inside.

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TIME STAMPS:

0:00 - These Sleep Paralysis Stories Feel Wrong

0:37 - Intro

1:34 - (MOVED DEPRESSING TALK TO END)

1:35 - /////EPISODE STARTS HERE/////

3:00 - STORY: Clown Figurine & A Piano Wire

5:10 - Forgot to Turn Off The Heater

6:30 - Feeling Pain During Sleep Paralysis / Phantom Limb Talk

12:00 - STORY: That's Me In The Corner

18:50 - STORY: The Monster Wearing My Ex's Skin

22:50 - Bringing It Back 'Round to Dragons

24:00 - Obviously Leading to Noah's Ark, as is Tradition

25:00 - This Episode Feels Weird, Sorry Whoever is Reading This

28:05 - STORY: Saved By The Cat

29:38 - Where Do Our Nightmares Take Shape?

34:13 - STORY: Thanks, Gordon Ramsay

37:00 - Old Man Yells at Technology

38:00 - Scott Got Choked Out By a Shadow Man In Vegas

42:00 - The Moon is Rusting and Scott's Going to the Doctors

45:06 - OUTRO

46:40 - Depressing Bits & Whatnot, It's Fine.

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The Twilight Zone meets Mystery Science Theatre 3000 meets an uncomfortable Thanksgiving dinner conversation with your in-laws. TFD is a weekly paranormal comedy podcast featuring real ghost stories, Cryptid lore discussions, and true paranormal experiences hosted by believer/skeptic in-laws.

Recorded in an undisclosed location somewhere in the beautiful woods of Wasilla, Alaska.

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-// YouTube Memberships are live! Exclusive Monthly Shows, Early Access to Episodes, Extended Episodes & More. Available on YouTube, Spotify and Apple Podcasts //-We're back with another episode filled with true stories from YOU! Out in the middle of nowhere, strange things don’t announce themselves. They just show up. Something moves faster than it should. Something watches without making a sound. You hear footsteps, breathing, voices, then realize there’s no one there. These stories take place in fields, forests, farms, dorm rooms, and deserts where the dark feels heavier than it should, and whatever’s out there seems aware of the people watching it.There are no clean explanations here. Just moments that stick with the people who lived them. Creatures that don’t fit any category, lights with no source, shadows that stop at the edge of the room, and encounters that feel less like attacks and more like warnings. Call it Bigfoot, Dogman, ghosts, sleep paralysis demons, government tech, or something else entirely. All anyone knows for sure is this: something showed up… and it wasn’t supposed to be there.Thanks to the listeners that submitted their stories for today's episode! If you'd like to be in Volume 14 of Freaky Listener Stories, send you true paranormal experiences into thegang@thefreakydeaky.com --TIME STAMPS:0:00 - Guess We're Getting Kenny G Wit It2:52 - That Was Weird, Anyway, Listener Stories3:26 - Spooky Ghost Intro, No Doubt4:23 - Welcome Back, Homies5:13 - Become a Member! (Spotify, Apple Podcast, YouTube) 6:00 - The Chaise Longue Segment8:00 - The Government is Blackmailing Podcasters (More at 11)9:00 - EPISODE STARTS HERE, SORRY BOUT IT 10:10 - STORY From Bobby - Bigfoot in Montana 16:30 - Christian's Weird Vendetta Against Columbus. 23:12 - STORY 2: Ghost Story From Isaac on Instagram 27:48 - STORY 3: KellyKat702 - Vegas High Strangeness 29:00 - Watch FRIGHTLINE, geez. JUST WATCH IT. 31:00 - What Secret Weaponry Does The Government Possess? 32:00 - Does The U.S. Have Access to Sonic Weapons? 37:00 - STORY From Ariel: The Majestic Wolfman 44:00 - Christian STILL Thinks It's a Sasquatch…Unreal 46:00 - Christian Would Rather Believe It's a Bigfoot in Weird Camouflage Than Dogman… 50:00 - STORY From Indy - The Red Eyed Shadow Peeper 55:30 - DISCUSS, MMK 57:00 - Calling Out All Popular Paranormal Podcasts & Shows: YOU'RE DONE 62:24 - All Done, Bye Bye _____________________________________________+BECOME A PRODUCER: http://bit.ly/3WZ3xTg+BUY A $9 SHOUT-OUT: https://holler.baby/thefreakydeaky+PRODUCERS: Eric Long, Daniel Heng, Anthony M, Marlene Olmos+SUBMIT YOUR (TRUE) STORY:—Email: thegang@thefreakydeaky.com —Frightline Voicemail: 801-997-0051—Merch: www.thefreakydeaky.com/store

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Some encounters don’t announce themselves with screams or shadows. They arrive quietly—in the shape of a woman standing in a doorway, footsteps with no one to make them, or a figure from another century passing by as if nothing is wrong. These are the kinds of moments that linger long after the lights are back on, when you’re left wondering whether what you saw was impossible… or simply unnoticed until now.

In this episode, multiple firsthand accounts blur the line between history and the present, sleep and waking, the living and the dead. These stories don’t beg to be believed, and they don’t try to explain themselves. They just exist—unchanged, unresolved, and unsettling in the way only true experiences can be. Watch with the lights on.

We'll see you on the inside...

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TIME STAMPS:

0:00 - Someone Else Saw It Too…

0:54 - Spooky Ghost Podcast Intro, GO!

1:50 - Welcome In, Weirdos

2:40 - Consider Becoming a YouTube Member!

6:50 - EPISODE STARTS HERE, YUH BABY

7:10 - STORY 1: Not The Demon at All, Actually

11:24 - DISCUSS.

15:00 - Reset / Pick a Fight With Enterprise Rental Car

15:31 - STORY 2: Doorway Creep

18:00 - Much Ado About Nothing

20:31 - Does Anyone even use these timestamps..?

22:21 - Scott Tries to Rage Bait the Feminists

25:58 - Butterscotch Gang Intermission

26:24 - Shoutout Jeremy

28:26 - STORY 3: The Ol' Bat

31:45 - weird bits here

35:05 - STORY 4: They Might Be Romans

36:13 - Scott is Defeated By The Word "Voluminous"

39:00 - DISCUSS??

39:20 - What is a Jerkin?

42:00 - STORY 5: The Babysitter's Dilemma

43:00 - Why Do I Hate the Word "Mum" So Much?

45:38 - Scott Tries To Ragebait The Algorithm into Boosting Our Content Via the Sensitive Topic of Racial Slurs (And Fails Miserably, fr)

0:00 - The end. Sorry.

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