It's Opening Day in the MLB, the Sweet Sixteen begins in the NCAA basketball tournament, and some dude just got arrested for the 98th time! Natty Light wants you to have a better lawn, some baggage handler wants every guitarist to cry, and we tried to solve another listener problem!

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We had a fun show today! Dave is contemplating attempting the "9-9-9 Challenge" come baseball season, the musician Afroman is a free man after a lawsuit brought against him by the cops, and drugs were found in a Barbie! The internet's favorite monkey, Punch, apparently has a girlfriend now. And we hit the phones to tackle the BIG question the internet has been pondering the past week: who comes first? Your mom, wife, or daughters??

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We had a lot of wacky crime stories today - everything from a former 1st round NFL draft pick shoplifting to a quadruple amputee who allegedly shot someone in his car while driving! Spring Breakers may want to think twice about twerking, a pack of dogs in China have gone mega-viral, and we hit the phones to share our worst dreams about work!

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Back at full strength! Rick returned, and Dave's bracket is officially busted. That Justin Timberlake DUI from a couple years back just had the bodycam footage released, some seniors are taking their happy hour desires to Congress, and a talking pig is making headlines. A Dominos franchisee has declared bankruptcy and we honored the memory of Chuck Norris in memes!

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Happy Friday! It was about time a Florida Man made it on the air this week, a great clip resurfaced of Deep Purple's Ritchie Blackmore trolling a hapless reporter from the BBC, some guy's parrot moonlights as David Lee Roth, and the upcoming season of The Bachelorette has been canceled! And since Rick was still out, Dave went unconventional and opened the phones and text line for any questions on your mind with an "Ask Me Anything!"

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It's our second hangover of the week. First it was St. Paddy's Day, now a brutal Lehigh basketball loss in the NCAA Tournament. But we made the best of it, on National Let's Laugh Day! A dog became an urban legend in rural Alabama, some grandpa failed at a Taco Bell prank, and we discovered the wonderful origin of the Nokia ringtone from back in the day! Plus, we hit the phones to hear who your first crush was from tv or film!

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It's National Hangover Day for those who partook in St. Paddy's Day a little too hard, and now the dawn of every basketball fan's favorite time of year - the NCAA tournament starts tonight with our very own Lehigh! And there's a new service for struggling basketball widows out there. A massive meteor crashed into Ohio yesterday, there's a clever thing to do with your St. Paddy's leftovers, a teacher is now infamous after her Zoom class, and we all shared our interesting celebrity encounters today!

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Happy St. Paddy's Day! Rick is out getting testing done in Philly, so Dave did all the celebrating and started things off with a bear who crashed a news report about him! You can still call into QVC shows and one woman did so unabashedly. Taco Tuesday didn't go as planned for one woman, we celebrated the Irish holiday and shared some dad jokes to boot, and went over the winners from this weekend's Razzie Awards, then nominated our own worst movies ever!

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