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The No Wives Club

The No Wives Club

By: No Wives Club
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Three old queens get together and dish on issues of concern to mature gay men. And believe me, we have A LOT of issues. It’s like The View, but with old gay guys! Sassy and irreverent. Dear and queer. But you don’t have to be old, a man, or even gay to enjoy it. Think of it as an evening with your best friends. Each episode features a cocktail of the week. The more inebriated we get, the wilder the banter becomes. Hosted by Patrick Fasano, Marty Bryce and Bruce Stevens. Produced and edited by Sam Anderson. Recorded at The Secret Studio. Email TalkToUs at NoWivesClub dot com.No Wives Club Relationships Social Sciences
Episodes
  • Ep 21 - Life is Like a Dick, Internet Evils, the Origin of the Universe
    Mar 14 2026

    The usually upbeat Clubbers are feeling a bit down this episode, but rally with their gift of laughter. In an effort to feel better, the Boys run roughshod over realizing it’s OK to feel low if you know that it’s temporary, and you WILL be OK. Then somehow the origin of the Universe came up running the range from physics to meta- physics. And finally A. I. and the evils of the internet you’re on right now. A lot of ground covered in this one.

    Featured cocktail: the Bloody Caesar. Like a Bloody Mary but with clamato juice, Worcestershire sauce, vodka and a celery salted glass. Often served with a BBQ shrimp garnish. Truly an “Ides of March” drink. Et tu Brute?

    We realize there are those who face challenges with alcohol. We support you and hope you are able to appreciate what we offer here.

    CLUBBERS: Marty, Bruce and Patrick.

    Recorded at the Secret Studio. Produced and edited by Sam Anderson. Theme song lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Seth Affoumado and Veronica Page Affoumado.

    Calls and voicemails gladly accepted and encouraged. Visit Nowivesclub.com, our check out our Facebook page, and email us at Talktous at nowivesclub.com.

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    34 mins
  • Ep 20 - Chosen solitude, Strong Colognes, Loud Talkers…
    Feb 8 2026

    We always welcome a variety of listeners but this time our focus is on older gay gentlemen who actually prefer and enjoy staying single. Not everyone wants or needs another to complete them or their lives. To those guys, we salute you and discuss some reasons why.

    Then the ever famous NWC Clubbers bitch session takes on people who insist on wearing waaaaay too much cologne filling the room with what smells something akin to Raid bug spray, and the ever obnoxious “Loud Talkers.” We all know one of more of them, don’t we?

    Featured cocktail: The original Irish coffee. A fortified hot drink to warm the cockles of your tasteful little hearts. Coffee, Irish whiskey and sugar finished off with a dollop of sweet whipped cream. The perfect winter time double buzz! We realize there are those who have challenges with alcohol. We support you and hope that you are able to appreciate what we offer here.

    NWC Clubbers: Patrick, Marty and Bruce.

    Recorded at the Secret Studio.

    Produced and edited by Sam Anderson.

    Theme song lyrics by Patrick Fasano. Arranged and performed by Veronica Page-Affoumado and Seth Affoumado.

    Calls, voicemails and emails gladly accepted and encouraged. Website: Nowivesclub.com, email: Talktous @ no wives club dot com. Hit our Facebook page and give us a shout https://www.facebook.com/thenowivesclub/about

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    36 mins
  • Ep 19 - We Three Queens…
    Jan 17 2026

    We Three Quee… disoriented are. Happy…Merry Christmukah? The Clubbers give us a hilarious send up of all the year end holidays. Childhood holiday memories are shared and their favorite holiday movies discussed. Was Die Hard a Christmas movie? Was Olive, the other reindeer the ringleader who wouldn’t let Rudolph play in any reindeer games? That bitch. And Rappin Santa graced us with a special song!

    Featured cocktail: The Grinch, of course. A delightfully sinister drink made with Vodka, Pineapple juice, Blue Curaçao, simple syrup, lemon juice and green food coloring for the ultimate effect. Bright, citrusy, sweet and sure to please all the Whos in Whoville! We realize there are those that have alcohol challenges. We support you and hope that you are able to appreciate what we offer here.

    NWC Clubbers: Patrick, Marty and Bruce.

    Produced and edited by Sam Anderson. Recorded at the secret studio.

    We want to hear from you! Email talktous at nowivesclub dot com, visit our website Nowivesclub.com or check out our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/thenowivesclub

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    22 mins
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