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The Slaptail Squad

The Slaptail Squad

By: The Slaptail Squad
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He's the Beaveman, a sarcastic, angry, Army veteran who is full of guarded optimism and a love of comedy. His counterpart, the Swan, is the Padmé to his Darth Vader, the Evil-Lyn to his Skeletor, and the destroyer of fun. Together they use the podcast as a method of increasing their power and skills with both the light and the dark side of the force. They are joined by fellow squad members the Trailer Park Monster/Dark Lord of Brown-Town JD Hutchins, the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy Nolan Johncock, and a rotating cast of friends of the show. When they unite they are, "The Slaptail Squad," a force of humor and idiocy in a world gone completely nuts. Join them, become a part of the great Slaptail Nation, and embrace the collective craziness.

© 2026 The Slaptail Squad
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  • The Cryptid March Melee
    Mar 28 2026

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    It's really not a Melee. It is a fierce one-on-one battle culminating in a take all championship of the greatest Cryptid. Melee just sounded cool.

    Will the Mothman, Bigfoot, El Chupa Cabra or the Yeti prevail? Eastern conference and Western conference match-ups. One Cryptid will be victorious.

    This is a fun podcast led by The Trailer Park Monster himself.

    The Beaveman introduces a new Cryptid he continues to encounter in the dream dimension. Now his sworn enemy.

    Swan finishes with dumb jokes, of course she does.

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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • That's sooooper interesting
    Mar 26 2026

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    We all know sarcasm when we see it. The squad welcomes GD Fenderson, certified forensic humorist back on the show to promote his upcoming show, "Spotlight on Insanity," April 4, 2026 at the Wealthy Theatre in Grand Rapids, MI.

    GD, as a humorist, is a story-teller. The plan: tell really boring stories to see if GD pays attention, tells his own boring story, or catches on. Beaveman and Swan are up to the challenge. But first, the Beaveman talks about how hard it is to instruct Swan on any subject. This time, it is how to sight in an optic for her 9 mm pistol. They transition to discussing the evolution of grooming the bush throughout the decades of cast members. Content warning, GD and Steven are gross. Back to the mission. Beaveman tells an absolutely boring story about the time he got casts of his feet done for orthotic inserts. The Swan tells an equally boring story about doing a marathon. And Steven, Steven, well, he had nothing prepared because he believes his life is so interesting that he has no boring stories. This guy can't be successful at any mission the Beaveman gives him.

    GD does not catch on, instead he embraces story-telling and reveals how he learned cunnilingus. I could have done without that story.

    Finally the squad reveals their mission, but GD was unphased because he really did seem interested.

    The squad does provide entertainment with, "This weeks piece of sh1+." If you have not heard about this one, check it out. I think everyone may be covering it. This is the story of Dayton James Webber. Why is it weird. Well, this guy is a quadriplegic, professional corn-hole (that's a thing) player, and now a straight up murdered. Hey guess what, you can do anything, like fry in the electric chair. Good for you buddy.

    Check out the links for the "Spotlight on Insanity," show. You can also stream on Plauzzable.

    https://grcmc.vbotickets.com/event/Spotlight_on_Insanity_Comedy_Show/182843

    https://plauzzable.com/event/23c2b3ba-fa69-441e-8d9e-2ca5b90bdb06

    https://www.sogdfunny.com/upcoming-events.html


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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • Manhattan Abductions, Gross Pedos, and Fusing Alexander to a Couch
    Mar 22 2026

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    Steven and the Beaveman want to get or stay sexy and Nolan doesn't get it.

    Remember, you are never going to learn anything from the Slaptail Squad, but it won't stop them from having fun. This week's piece of sh1+ is a real loser. The Swan brings us her crime report. Steven bores us all with an abduction story. It would be cool, but its Steven, sooo. Nolan wows us with some little known facts about Alexander the Great (we knew), and Beaveman brings the heat with stories about people fusing to their furniture, wounds, wound healing, and of course stages of pressure ulcers complete with pictures. It wouldn't be an episode without dumb jokes with Swan, so yup, she's got em. They are really bad.

    Thank you all for your support. Check our our socials, YouTube where we are trying to put out some videos, and of course our website for upcoming shows, the podcast, and bios.


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    1 hr and 44 mins
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